Political Humor

Wouldn’t it be great if, for the sake of political humor, we could choose anyone for President? It couldn’t be any worse of an outcome then the two political parties give us for supposed choices.

Dee Snider

He’s been a rocker. He was the voice over guy on CNN. He has a syndicated 80′s rock radio show, the House of Hair. When you are a man who’s done all that, the only thing left is the White House.

Ronald Reagan’s Corpse

Everyone is still talking about the Reagan Revolution and how great conservatism was then, and how we need some of that back. I say let’s bring back Reagan himself. It can be like a political version of Weekend at Bernie’s. He can have high-level meetings with Ariel Sharon and Fidel Castro. I can feel the good old days coming back already.

Matthew McConaughey

There would no longer be world conflicts because the men would want to be in his Mantourage and the ladies would be too busy trying to get pictures of our shirtless President surfing or playing Frisbee.

Brendan Fraser

It hasn’t happened yet, but we could have a mummy problem any day now. They estimate over 28 billion people have died since modern humans first walked the earth. That is a lot of mummies.

Plus, Brendan has beaten the boss mummies, which signals the end game. Further, if what they say is true, we might a real problem at the Center of the Earth

Michael Phelps

I don’t know how well he knows foreign policy or the economy but he would help save on travel costs overseas with his swimming ability. He could get to Europe in a couple of hours.

Markos Moulitsas Zuniga a.k.a. KOS

There is nothing funnier then a man with delusions of grandeur in a position of power because eventually he will fall from grace, and what better place to expose him as a façade of political power then in the White House? I know there is that risk that KOS will completely f^^k things up even worse then they are now, but we survived four years of Carter and everyone is ready to suckle up to Obama for a term or two so why not take that chance?

After all, a guy who thinks his blog was the reason why Democrats captured a majority in the Senate in 2006 has to have some nutty ideas he would try to implement if he was in charge. When you believe your website brought Jena to the nation’s attention I guess the next step is a meeting with terrorist groups with your Secretary of State Cindy Sheehan.

Glory days are here again my friends.

You can read Chris Cameron’s political humor column here every Thursday, and his own form of odd humor at his own humor blog, Angry Seafood.

Humor-Blogs.com is full of funny blogs. Some might even be better choices for President than Obama or McCain.

I think we all agree that Barack Obama is running for President in the 2008 election. If you disagree with that, please discontinue reading, and pry yourself loose from the rock you are under. Yes, this means you Ron Paul supporters.

We should be unanimous in our view that Obama isn’t really Presidential material. What has he done that would lead a thinking human to say, “Hey, that guy should be President?”

Well, he voted “Present” a few times in his not even one term as a junior Senator. Perhaps he just didn’t understand the question. It can be difficult to hear when your head is stuck in a bucket. But at least he showed up for work… Sometimes.

Since Obama should never be in charge of anything, especially the most important country on our planet, I’ve decided to think up a few things that Obama is almost qualified to do. Maybe he will get lucky and someone will hire him, even though he is only almost qualified for the job.

• The guy who cleans up after the “Yo quiero Taco Bell” Chihuahua.
• Squeegee extortionist – That’s the guy that stands at the offramp and “cleans” your window with filthy water, then demands you pay for the window “cleaning.” Obama may actually qualify for this position. They are both hoping for change.
• The guy who finds the missing sock in all your mismatched pairs. I don’t know if there is any such job, but there ought to be.
• Racist preacher. Knowledge of the Bible not required.
• A circus clown that can’t get his head unstuck from the mop bucket. It wouldn’t be too much of a stretch, since Obama really can’t get his head unstuck from the mop bucket.

What else is Barack Obama only almost qualified to do?

Humor-Blogs.com has more jobs Obama is almost qualified to do.

I have to give credit to Frank J of IMAO for the mop bucket joke. Go check out IMAO. They put the extremist into right wing extremist.

• Harvey offers some Signs Someone is an Obama Supporter.

It has been reported that Hillary Clinton plans to drop out of the Democrat Presidential Primary this weekend. She even plans to go so far as to endorse Barack Obama for President of all 58 states.

Now, I am not normally one to toot my own horn and claim that I am awesome, but I do think it’s pretty clear that the tipping point of the Obama campaign was our endorsement of Barack Obama for President.

Without our support, we would be announcing today that Hillary Clinton will soon be ordained as the baby eater in chief. I probably shouldn’t take all the credit, but I will anyway, because this is my political humor site, and I can. Dammit.

Humor-Blogs.com agrees that I am awesome.

• Harvey sums up the race with a picture.
• Scott Ott has a copy of Hillary Clinton’s concession speech and endorsement of Obama.
• The Nose on Your Face features a new TV show starring Obama.