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Screw the Unions

I’m baffled by the fact that anyone in their right mind would support the Unions in their standoff against Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker.

I see the comments online, and I don’t get it. It’s hard to believe that every single comment I am seeing is left by some union thug that sees Gov. Walker’s tough stance as a threat to their own sheltered way of life, so there must be some people out there that are either really stupid, or have some other sort of agenda in supporting the unions.

I’m simply stunned. How can anyone support the union? Seriously. I’m not one for jealousy and class warfare, and I don’t tend to think that one person’s success HAS to be at the cost of stepping on the throat of another, but You union thugs have the closest thing to a free ride as it gets.

Let’s make one thing clear, YOU ARE NOT REGULAR WORKING AMERICANS!

You have nothing at all whatsoever in common with the average employee. You know what I see? I see a bunch of whiny, self-indulgent, self-absorbed, self-centered, thug, maggot punks demanding entitlements that normal people don’t have, and throwing a tantrum when you aren’t able to bleed the average taxpayers more dry than they already are. That’s what you people are. You’re scum. You’re worthless bloodsucking leeches on society.

Look at you. DEMANDING not to provide an employee contribution to your health care… Like the rest of us do. You work fewer hours for more pay, bigger benefits, less employee contribution than the taxpayers that pay you’re sorry maggot asses. Suck it. You got the sweetest deal going, and it’s simply not good enough. You want blood from a stone, and more blood, and more blood, and more blood. Well the taxpayers are bled dry.

You’re not entitled to a job. No one is. If you don’t like the deal you’re getting, get a different job. It’s not that hard.

But you won’t, will you. No. Of course not. Because you won’t find anywhere that will pay you twice as much to do nothing as the rest of us get paid to contribute something of value. You won’t find work out there that pays you for 30 years not to work there anymore.

Pensions. Give me a break. What kind of bullshit entitlement mentality is behind the fact that ANYONE in the public sector would get paid for a quarter of their life to not work anymore. The rest of us have two options. Save up, or work ’til were dead.

No one has sympathy for you punks. What goes around comes around, and the come around it just beginning. The rest of us don’t like you. We are not like you. One way or another the taxpayers will rid themselves of the leeches.

Your best bet is to adapt, rather than die out.

March 2, 2011   13 Comments

Jews Go Home? The Circle of Political Life

Sometimes things get so ridiculous, there’s only one thing left to do… rant. I haven’t done this for a while, today’s your lucky day.

From a distance, it looks like the IDF may have screwed-up their boarding of the terrorist backed “humanitarian aid” ship off the coast of Gaza. Screwed-up or not, I damn sure support Israel’s right to search vessels attempting to run their legal blockade. They have every right to defend themselves from Hamas, Iran and others who are trying to destroy them. Bottom fucking line.

Let’s be realistic, Israel isn’t the first country to dick-up an op. Ask former President Carter. Remember all the dead US military in the Iranian desert during the botched hostage rescue? I’m still not convinced that a young  Ahmadinejad wasn’t one of the “students” who held those Americans for 444 days. And who spoke-out on Wednesday condemning Israel? Jimmy The Jew Hater Carter, that’s who.

Speaking of the Promised Land, where’s Rahm Emanuel? Oh yeah… Israel. Well, maybe. He’s been gone for three weeks to his son’s Bar Mitzvahs or something, while Louisiana’s wildlife turns into Tar Balls, the Blago Hair Trial for Men begins, the Out-of-Stock Market tanks, Nazi bitch, Heil Helen Shar-Pei Thomas said the Jews should “get the hell out of Palestine” and go back where they came from (was she talking to you Rahm?), Joe Sestak tries-out for the role of Bubba’s New Blue Dress -as he’s been stained by Clinton too, Barry Two Wars Obama -our Commander and Sheik- spits in the collective faces of our military by heading-off to a BBQ in the Windy City -across the street from the well-known Anti-Semite Louis Farrakan’s house- and sends Joe who needs a plumber to remove his head from his stopped-up anatomical sewage outlet Biden to Arlington National Cemetery on Memorial Day on the very day we remember those who now serve and have served their country and our fallen heroes. Top that run-on sentence, Eric.

Hey, here’s a thought. Let’s shove some of those dead, oil-soaked pelicans on sticks, light them, and march on Chicago? Why Chicago you might ask? Because it’s the festering boil on the un-wiped hemorrhoid of Socialism, Fascism and Communism in our country. Where’s a Joseph McCarthy when we need one?

You’re wasting your time picketing Washington. Obama and his Chicago Mob won’t even notice. Take it home. Go for the throat. Well actually, it’s the other end, but you get the idea.

March on the same city where President Obamunist friends (whom he’s never met) Bill Ayers and Bernadette Dorhn live. Two home-gown terrorist who, along with Code Pink founder Jodie Evans, support the IHH and the Free Gaza movement. The IHH, the very group that several governments have labeled as a terrorist organization. The very Send them to the Showers organization that booked the Turkish Terror Cruise to Israel.

Around… and around… it goes.

June 6, 2010   9 Comments