Political Humor

Since the Governor of the state of Louisiana, Bobby Jindal, is giving the rebuttal to the Presidential Address tonight, it’s only fitting that your favorite Louisiana blogger at Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty provides the official PH by RL rebuttal. Let me preface my rebuttal by pointing out the fact that I didn’t watch any of President Obama’s speech. I mean, why would I. It’s not like he’s going to say anything we haven’t heard.

The president said something about inherited deficits, blah blah blah. Just make sure you overlook the fact that he voted for the first bailout. Oh, and make sure you overlook that he just signed the stealfromus bill that will require this country to print a gazillion dollars we don’t have. All the while trying to push through nationalized health care, more unemployment benefits, and more pork than Memphis in May.

The president blathered about some hippiefied education nonsense. I imagine it had something to do with spending more money. What a novel idea. Spending ass loads of money on education has worked so well up to this point.

I think president jugears floated some nonsense about there being no earmarks in the stealfromus package. Are you fucking kidding me? How did he not get struck by a bolt of lightening? The stealfromus bill had provisions for frisbee golf parks, and STD crap. It was like the bill was designed to buy votes just in case some of the democrats decided not to goose-step with the rest of the party.

Did I hear him mention something about transparency in government? Or would I have had I actually watched the speech? Oh em gee! I bet there was thunderous applause for that one, wasn’t there? Let me say this about that: Geithner, Daschle, Richardson, and for good measure, Blagojevich and Burris. Culture of Corruption™, anyone?

It seems our first half-white president seems to have a knack for say stuff that is blatantly untrue. It also seems that anyone that supports Obama is stupid. In summation I would like to quote one of the finest pieces of American cinema ever made, My Cousin Vinny. “Uh… everything that guy just said is bullshit… Thank you.”

Obama Thoughts Image by IMAO reader Gary. Source: Lolbama 6