Political Humor

We here at Radioactive Liberty are pretty hard on President Obama. We disagree with his communist approach to “fixing the economy”. We certainly don’t like the way he uses “environmental issues” to advance his communist agenda. It makes us want to puke when we hear the phrase “overseas contingency felatiation” as opposed to the “global war on terror”.

With all that said, we have to give credit where credit is due. The fact that Barack Obama singlehandedly killed three pirates while simultaneously rescuing Captain Richard Phillips is something worth celebrating. Any time my President is putting pirates in body-bags, I’m behind him one hundred percent.

It’s about time the United States has a President that knows something about military issues. The fact that President Obama was even able to complete BUDS training is remarkable. Then to go on and pass sniper training, what can’t this man do?

Not only did he pass all the training, but he put it to use. While aboard a Navy warship at sea, he was able to kill three pirates while simultaneously rescuing their hostage. I have to give the president a standing o. He’s the man. That stupid chimp Bush couldn’t have done that.

I stand in awe of President Obama’s superior marksmanship skills. He is leading from the front, and taking the bull by the horns. Those Navy slackers let four pirates in a dingy hold a bunch of US Warships at bay. It took President Obama’s cool hand, steely nerves, and keen eye to bring this standoff to an end.

We aren’t the first, but let it be noted that Radioactive Liberty has jumped on the bandwagon of pretending to be moderate by congratulating Barack Obama for killing pirates.