Political Humor

Sadly, Ron Paul is no longer running for President. I know that’s not exactly breaking news. It’s just a simple statement of fact. Even though Ron Paul is out of the race, I feel the need for one last hurrah of the ultimate Ron Paul joke collection.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Ron Paul.

Where does a penguin keep his money?
Ron Paul.

Extended version: It doesn’t matter where the penguin keeps his money, because it’s all fiat money that has no actual value, but Ron Paul will restore the gold standard.

How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?
Ron Paul.

What did the fly say when he flew into the wall?
Ron Paul.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
Ron Paul.

Extended version: None. Ron Paul will invent perpetual motion and light bulbs that never burn out, thus creating a perfect utopia where blondes never need to change light bulbs.

How do you make a dead baby float?
Ron Paul.

What’s grosser than gross? Ron Paul.
What’s grosser than that? Ron Paul.

What’s black and white and red all over?
Ron Paul.

A priest, a rabbi, and an indian chief walk into a bar, and the bartender says, “Ron Paul.”

Extended version, the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t take cash or credit. We only accept gold coins, which never lose their value. There’s never been a better time to invest in gold. Invest in gold today.”

What falls down but never gets hurt?
Ron Paul.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ron Paul.

What did the tree say to the mountain?
Ron Paul.

Why did the farmer bury all his money?
Ron Paul.

Extended version: He buried it to keep it safe until Ron Paul restored the gold standard.

What did god say to the man on the moon?
Ron Paul.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a penguin?
Ron Paul.

Why did the bull run off the cliff?
Ron Paul.

What do you call two guys fighting over a prostitute?
Ron Paul.

How do you turn soup into gold?
Ron Paul. Trust me, he’s working on that one.

As you can see from this brilliant demonstration of political humor, Ron Paul really is the world’s most hilarious punchline. Do you have any Ron Paul jokes?

What do you get when you cross Humor-Blogs.com and Ron Paul?
Ron Paul!