Political Humor

 Today’s John McCain’s 72nd birthday and man did he get a present or what? You’ve got to give it to him, if you’re going to pick a running mate, pick one you’d like to mate with.  Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin is the former Miss Wasilla and damn if she isn’t a great looking woman.

Did that sound sexist? Yeah it does, but why else did he choose her? Hillary proved you could run successfully for the Presidency as a woman, but ugly just doesn’t cut it. Pantsuits and saggy, well…, that’s not what the American people want to look at during a presidential race.

We can visually see the difference between the Democrats and the Republicans.  Liberal women are homley, sad creatures, like Rosie. While Republicans have a long history of attracting tight bodies with brains. Now add to the list, which includes the center-fold worthy Ann Coulter and Laura Ingram, Sarah Palin.

Take Obama. Please. Just kidding. No not really. But still you’ve got to admit, he’s a good looking guy, and according to his running mate Joe Biden and ex-Pres. Jimmy Carter he’s also a clean, articulate black boy. Wow, those guys are just full of, ah…complements aren’t they. Still, Obama presents a great image, no substance, but a great image.

What do we know about Sarah Palin? Nothing really, other than she’s a hottie and apparently in politics that’s all you need. So I say, nice job John McCain and I want to see more of Sarah Palin. A lot more, if you know what I mean. 

You can see more of Les James’ brand of satire and humor at his place, Sideshow Mirrors.

Check out the Sarah Palin Speech Video.