Political Humor

Praise be to the Lord! We have a sinner in our midst! And his name is Dana Milbank, writer from the Washington Post!

(groans and gasps from the crowd)

Welcome Mr. Milbank! Tell us your sins so you may be forgiven!

“Though it is embarrassing to admit this in public, I can no longer hide the truth. I have a Sarah Palin problem.”

Go on…

“I have written about her in 42 columns since Sen. John McCain picked her as his presidential running mate in 2008. I’ve mentioned her in dozens more blog posts, Web chats, and TV and radio appearances.”

You sound possessed…

“Though Palin was no longer a candidate, or even a public official, we in the press discovered that the mere mention of her name could vault our stories onto the most-viewed list. Palin, feeding this co-dependency and indulging the news business’s endless desire for conflict, tweeted provocative nuggets that would help us keep her in the public eye – so much so that this former vice presidential candidate gets far more coverage than the actual vice president.

We need help.”

Fear not my child.

“I feel powerless to control my obsession, even though it cheapens and demeans me.”

Allow the healing of the church and the Third Wave to wash over you.

The Power of Christ compels thee!

Feel better?

“Today is the first day of the rest of my life. I hereby pledge that, beginning on Feb 1, 2011, I will not mention Sarah Palin – in print, online or on television – for one month.”

You are finally free from your demons!

“Furthermore, I call on others in the news media to join me in this pledge of a Palin-free February. With enough support, I believe we may even be able to extend the moratorium beyond one month, but we are up against a powerful compulsion, and we must take this struggle day by day.”

Okay, let’s not get carried away.

(H/T: Gateway Pundit.)

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Incendiary Rhetoric is a Conservative Phenomenon? I beg to differ.

With all the heated talk from the Left about how we Conservatives are using free speech to incite violence, and are screaming inflammatory verbiage to stir-up people, I thought we should document a case of this from the libs.

This is not the hatred you’re looking for.

Recently we had a rude Far Left, hit and run commenter. Nothing unusual there. The difference was, this person left far more than intended.

Commenting on FIAR’s post, Barack Obama Presidential Coin Collection -The Change We Have Been Hoping For, wina wrote:

“all you white people are the ones that put a black man in office because you felt like you felt sorry for black people but most of your white women sleep whith them so how can you white niggers be mad at Obama you are why he is ruling because you dont know how to treat your women an they go black.”

…a lot of sick writing later…

“…Thank you, because if it were’nt for you and your hatetred we would not be more unified people. Sincerly, Justin Altice King, an educated black man. p.s. come get you some.Roll Tide….”

Roll Tide? Hey! What do you mean by that?

OK, the point of all of this:

Hours after I wrote my retort,

“wina- My bet is you’re not even black. You’re just another white poser with a guilt complex, a progressive axe to grind, and had to find a way to use the “N” word in a context that made you feel justified. Nice.” Etc, etc…

I did something I’ve never done before,  I went into the inner workings of Radioactive Liberty and found wina’s email address (required to post a comment). Little did I know how dead-on my first impression of this commenter was.

This is where is gets fun.

I typed their name into Google. How did I know their name? It was the email address! Total rookie, dumb ass move, but thank you!

What? Where you high when you wrote that crap, or are you really that stupid? Or both? You get additional points for both.

Anyway, this led me to a Facebook page, where I saw this person’s website address -in plain view. From there the slimy trail led on to more websites and blogs. Finding all kinds of personal info was as easy as clubbing baby harp seals.

A list of my discoveries:

1. This “educated black man” is a White woman. (Writing as wina, who could see that coming?)

2. She’s a well-known artist. (Read East Coast Moonbat)

3. Found her picture. (Not so flattering, so I fixed it- at no charge!)

4. Jackpot! Found this personal information: she likes NPR, her birth date, city of birth (not in U.S.), education history, resume, cell phone company, current city of residence (in U.S.), list of galleries where she shows her work, magazines where she had work published, far left blogs where she’s commented, and blogs where she has been interviewed, a few praised her.

One writing: “One of my nearest and dearest from (deleted) is the fabulous illustrator extraordinaire (deleted). Everyone who has the pleasure of knowing (deleted) finds her a true treasure among those on earth.” Guess they don’t really know her.

5. Had the option of getting her home address from a particular paid service. Didn’t. Why would I spend good money to find an intolerant progressive, when I can throw a rock in any direction in a city and hit one. Not that I’m advocating throwing rocks. You might miss and brake a window of a hard working, job providing, honest store owner -or in libspeak: an evil rich person.

6. Found pictures of her studio. Here’s a sample:

Creepy, huh?

All of this, and more, from a half hour’s searching on Google. Amazing what you can find there -once you filter out the porn … or not.

The artist put her information out for public consumption. Little did she expect it was she who would become the meal.

Now for desert

White wina (Does sound like a desert. Expect it’s bitter and hard to swallow.), I’m going to respect your privacy. Though my perverse side yearns to expose you for the Agitating, Bigoted, Hate-filled, Racist, Uncivil, Abuser of the English Language that you are, I won’t.

Why racist? Seems you believe “educated black” folks really think like that, and they can’t spell or use simple sentence structure, punctuation or grammar, that’s why.

Where you grew-up, you must have encountered the indigenous people -of a darker skin tone than yours. Do you feel the same way about them?

I used ‘feel’ as that’s what liberals do. I know this is true because liberals are always asking, ‘How do you feel about that?’ or ‘How does that make you feel?’.

Conservatives think. I can prove it. Just ask one of us.

You wrote: “…most of your white women sleep whith them…” Do you have  Black lovers? Do they speak like you wrote? Do they know you feel they do? If so, wouldn’t let that out, they may Roll Tide you.

Possibly, you actually hate black people, and this was your way of expressing it. If that’s the case, please come out of the closet and be proud of your individuality. Your friends will still love you, and accept you into their all inclusive, Big Tent.

Or just maybe, you just fantasize about being an “educated black man”. Penis envy? Strap-ons just don’t cut it? Addadicktome in your future?

But I really don’t know. Just taking a page from the Democrat Playbook by throwing everything against the wall to see what sticks- just like you did. Really it’s all guesses, speculation and conjecture on my part.

Lastly wina, if I was the Liberal and you were the Conservative, I’d use this information to destroy you. That’s the Left-Wing Way. Instead I’m sending you an email so you can respond as yourself or Justin Altice King.

As you so eloquently wrote, “…come get you some”.

P.S. The comment Chris C posted in response to yours was mocking you -in case you didn’t catch it …being college educated and all. How do you feel about that?

Time once again for my yearly predictions. Unlike in the past, where I was all over the place I put all my eggs in two baskets for 2011.

That’s right, just two prognostications. It is how I roll these days. That and I couldn’t come up with a third one.

MSNBC will ban FOX News

Thanks to the 2010 ratings, which revealed MSNBC had worse numbers than a Spike TV “Cops” Christmas Day marathon, the official spokes-network for the Obama administration will announce they are banning FOX News.

Unfortunately, Keith Olberman will be faced with a shortage of material for his show and will attempt to quit the network. There will be a huge write-in campaign by his medicated fans to keep him and as a result will be the only talking head on MSNBC allowed to even mention the words “FOX News“.

Palin Derangement Syndrome officially replaces Bush version

After a year where W rehabilitated his public image to the point most people no longer think he was a bad President it will be tough to pin the woes of our society on him in 2012.

The liberals’ Great White Hope is now Sarah Palin. Sure, the left has been in the throes of PDS for two years but always in the shadow of BDS. Now that the latter has been purged, the former will take over the host body of the liberals.

And since Palin is expected by many to run for President in 2012 we should see a massive outbreak of PDS the likes of which we have not seen since the Black Plague.

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Help Chris come up with a third prediction in the comments below…