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Big Brother Jackboots Liberty in the Nuts… again

If any of you think Obama signing the repeal of Don’t ask, don’t tell is about fairness, you’re sadly mistaken. It’s about how it looks. It’s called Optics.

Socialist Dems want to weasel (or gerbil) their way  into every orifice of American life. Those sad sacks sneakily waited for a Lame Duck session in Congress, and then slipped-in the bill.  What a slimy, backdoor trick. I’ll tell you, it stinks.

President Obama and the Democrat Congress don’t actually care whether gays can serve openly, they only care gays think they care. In the end, it’s votes.

The exception to this is Barney Frank. Now when he cruses Annapolis or West Point, he’ll have a better chance of finding a real man to dance with.

“My belly’s full. My belt is tight. My balls are swingin”, from left to right.”

The old Drill Sergeant’s standby, “There’s only steers and queers in Texas, and I don’t see no horns on you”, is truer than ever.

A steer is a castrated bull. The Military had its balls cut off today, and handed to them. From my twenty plus years in the Army, I know they’ll grab large needles and lengths of parachute cord. Then these brave souls will field expediently sew them back on, while fighting to keep us free from Democracy.

I salute you all.

It’s Christmas Time again. Those of you have been with us for a while, know that means the planet’s best and highest ranked Conservative Political Humor and Satire site, Radioactive Liberty, has great gift ideas for you.

This year’s hottest movie, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, is great if you’re a kid, but nothing says stuff-it to a right-wing political aficionado quite like whining  liberal partisans.

So if you’re going to shove items into stockings this holiday season, the only things better than incriminating classified documents about the Clintons, is all eight Harry Reid movies, from Radioactive Liberty Productions -a subsidiary of RL Gear.

The Harry Reid Saga

The Hogwash School of Political Theory is divided into four houses, Reagan, Rino, Blue Dog and Socialist. Witness the maniacal joy on the face of young Harry Reid when he’s sorted into Socialist House. There he meets a young woman, who is unable to change her facial expression.

Years later, they both become powerful, evil practitioners of the Dark Political Arts. They gather around themselves like-minded minions, bent on subjugation and domination.

Their plans seem unstoppable, when Sarah, the Sexy Sorceress of the North uses an ancient herbal drink -lightly sweetened with sugar and served hot- to change the Wicked Witch of Bay from the Speaker of her House, to a common house elf.

A war begins. Both side take casualties. The Blue Dogs are wiped out and the Rinos are cut in number.

Many of the Cold Enchanter’s minions a defeated in battle, but yet she remains defiant, and swears vengeance upon the Hot Lady. Harry Reid also suffers losses, and is furious, as he sees his powerful hold on the nation slowly draining away.

Harry tries every nasty trick he’s ever learned, but the Powers of Niceness are immune to his magical machinations. He resorts to Backdoor Persuasion.

When even this maneuver fails, Harry Reid enlist the aid of the Half-Black Pres, only to find that he will only serve his own interest. Harry feels betrayed, lost and all but alone. Only Harry’s hatred keeps him from retreating to his desert domain.

As time runs out the question becomes, can Harry Reid manipulate the Chosen One to do his will? Or will they all be cast into the Well of Obscurity?

Find out what happens to He Who Should Not Be and the Wicked Bitch of the Way…er, ah, Witch of the Bay. Order your set of the Harry Reid saga, today.

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Merry Christmas

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange is threatening to dump a Doomsday File,  if he or his site is attacked. Ass(fl)ange claims to have ten’s of thousands  of secret documents that could take down major institutions, among them Bank of America, BP… or worse.

To show of proof of the devastation Wikileaks could bring, a portion of Santa Clause‘s Naughty or Nice List, for the Washington D.C. area, was published earlier today. “It could be very embarrassing, but not  very surprising” said former  Speaker of the House, Newt Gingrich.

The stolen Top Secret Santa List shows the Naught or Nice status for members -and family members- of the three branches of the U.S government. While the vast majority of children made the Nice List, very few adults -to include spouses- were found.

The Naught List “…reads more like a Who’s Who List of D.C. Political insiders.”, said Sarah Palin, when asked about the leak. The former AK Governor went on to say, “I was shocked to see me and my family were on there. Maybe Santa can read the future.” When asked which list they were on, Palin replied, “Oh, the Nice List. Every one of us,  you betcha. I just hope Santa brings dance lessons for Bristol.”