Flame War Parody #37 Save the Trees
Some dirty hippies become extremely emotional about how we should save the trees. Trees are important. They convert CO2 into oxygen, and are used for making chairs, baseball bats and other devices useful for clubbing baby seals and beating hippies. So in this week’s flame war parody, we ridicule the eco-nuts and find a way to save the trees in a non-dirty hippie, conservative-friendly way.
In other words, what should we do about this particular strain of dirty hippie virus in order to keep it from infecting the rest of society.
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Should we club them with baby seals, or use their limbs to club baby seals?
Discuss.
September 21, 2008 32 Comments

