Political Humor

White Like Me

This will be my first post from the new, secret lair of The World’s Best Right Wing Extremest Humor blog. To commemorate this auspicious occasion, I offer yet another bitch-slap to the face of the Nanny State. Today I bring you, five other things Judge Sonia Sotomayor is more capable of doing than a white guy like me.

I feel I must preface this with a bit of background. For those of you who don’t know, The Messiah’s pick for the Supreme Court thinks she’s better than me. Sonia believes she’s smarter and more able to make decisions, simply because she’s a doubly protected minority class. Just how women rate as a minority is all new math to me. Fifty-two percent of the population is a large minority, but whatever. As for being a Puerto Rican in New York… By that standard, Red Necks in Birmingham, Alabama should be a protected class too.

Now personally, I think she’s as dumb as a box of rocks, so in her eyes, that would make me really stupid. You know, like moonbat stupid. Couple that with the liberal conception that all people “like me” are racist, bigoted, tea bagging, homophobes, just waiting to break out our arsenal of assault rifles and scream at the top of our lungs “Give me Liberty or give me Death” as we charge into an ACORN, ACLU or NAACP meeting, and you can see where these funny pictures come from. I’m just playing to their stereotyped mindset.

On a side note, I am not homophobic. I fear no homo. I don’t care if some limb-wrist gay likes to have a weenie stuffed up his butthole. It’s sick, but I don’t tremble at the thought of it. Make me want to lose my lunch? Yes. Tremble with fear? No. The same goes for lesbians…. Hang-on, there’s Rosie O’Donnell. That woman scares me. I guess I am homophobic after all.

Disclaimer: These images are directed solely at Ms. Sotomayor and are not intended to disparage any race, creed, ethnicity, gender, religious belief, profession, or sexual preference. The views of Les James do not necessarily represent those of the management or staff of Radioactive Liberty, but chances are they do.

Five other things Sonia Sotomayor would be better at than a white guy

And Sonia Sotomayor can do all of these jobs, without ever leaving the city of New York. Wouldn’t that be nice?