Political Humor

Are you sick of hearing about Obama-mania? Tired of all the Chosen One’s infomercials? Me too.

Obama merchandise is everywhere. Bobble heads, thongs, Barack Obama photos, coins, plates, sheets, baseball cards, the list seems endless. You’d think you were in Jerusalem during Easter and these guys were selling pieces of the cross.  Even Billy Mays has gotten in on the act.  I don’t know about you, but I don’t want any of that shit.

Hi, I’m Les James.  I’ve never tried to sell you anything but today I want to share with you, an alternative means of helping you to stimulate the economy.  If you’re  a conservative like I am, you want to spend you hard earned cash on cool stuff  that you want, not crap that’s shoved down your throats.

Liberals are weak and will buy anything that’s slickly packaged. But we know, you’re too smart to be taken in by some smooth talking pitch man. We’re not even going to try.  We know that it’s the performance of the product that should do the talking, and you want to buy from someone you trust, someone with a proven track record.

That’s why we created RL Gear by Radioactive Liberty.  The staff and management of this political humor blog, wants you to be able to blow your wad on quality items you really want.  And after seeing what we have to offer, blow your wad you will!

[ed: The unfortunate phrasing above is just a metaphor, no actual wad blowing will occur]

Carbon Offset Credits, Global Warming, Climate Change, Cap and Trade.  What a crock!  The lies are so thick, that there’s not enough room left to swing a dead, baby harp seal.

[ed: Not a metaphor. A real, dead baby harp seal was used  in this attempt]

Want to make a statement? Let the left know what you think about it all? RL Gear has the products for you.

Every time those morons in Washington open their mouths they expel (amongst other things) CO2.  When are we going to get Cap and Trade on that? Show you’re not a hypocrite, and crack open a can or bottle today!

How about an econo-box that you’ll actually enjoy driving…up and over the moonbats and hippies in your way, and maybe a few who weren’t? MPG? Hah! More like GMP!

But wait, there’s more!

For the gun-toting, bible clutchers on your list, how about giving them an Obama image, on a gift they’ll really enjoy? Even if you don’t own a shotgun, our clay pigeons are just plain fun to throw at walls… or politicians! On impact, these little beauties shatter into 825 Billion pieces. Just like all of Obama’s promises of hope and change.

Hey guys, we all know how much fun it is to write our yellow names in the snow. It’s a joy few women will ever understand. And remember when you were little and you pretended that you were a fire truck? Relive those bygone days and be  the man you always knew you could be. Go ahead, be a Big Dick guy.

Those maggot-encrusted faeries needed a good washing anyway.

Ladies! Don’t think we’ve forgotten about you. Here’s a little item that you’ll want everyone see.  The sexist males at RL Gear only sell these silky panties in XS, S & M -that’s women’s extra small, small and medium.  And you must be at least 18 years of age to order.

So please, go ahead and give us a peak!

OK, maybe the panties are as much for us guys as that are for you gals. But at least we’re honest. Despite rumors to the contrary, there’s no limp-wristed, man purse carrying, metros around here.  This is real man country. And we love you ladies dearly.

So order yours today!

And if you order before midnight tonight, you won’t get anything else. We’re not into gimmicks. 

This is Les James for RL Gear by Radioactive Liberty saying, stop being such a wuss.  Be conservative  Buy conservative. Buy RL Gear*. You’ll be glad you did.

*The items listed above are priced much like dinning at a fine restaurant, if you have to ask, you can’t afford it. Subject to all applicable local, state, federal, and Obama taxes. But you won’t have to pay them all until Charlie Rangel and Tim Geithner do.

[In an update, looks like Tom Daschle has decide to pay-to-play. He's going to pay taxes and penalties that he "forgot" he owed on the over 2 million he made by speaking to the health industry. He's embarrassed. Isn't that nice? No problem though, there's no conflict of interest here. Everyone should get loads of cash from the very people they are to oversee.]

Want RL Gear for your very own?  Here’s your chance. Just download these funny pictures and keep ‘em for yourself, give ‘em as gifts, or republish ‘em. The cost? Just attribute these images to this site. Nice huh?

Les James is here ever Monday and the rest of the week he’s at his own humor blog, Sideshow Mirrors.