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Bacon Vs. Tofu Flame War Parody #28

We all know that Bacon® is better than tofu. There is no need to debate this issue. It’s clear cut. There really is no comparison.

However, this has somehow managed to be a popular argument on Sqidoo.

I find it appalling that anyone would be on the side of tofu. Considering the fact that tofu turns you into a terrorist hugging, effeminate, wienie, I would like to see someone justify even the mere existence of tofu.

I am not at all optimistic that anyone will rise to the challenge this week. Perhaps there is someone from who will champion the cause of tofu, but I expect that it is unlikely. The victory in favor of Bacon® is too clear cut. But that is this week’s topic:

Justify the existence of tofu.

Discuss

June 22, 2008   22 Comments