Political Humor

Many people are confused over one of the most important issues of our time, and that issue is President Obama and his propensity for getting a bucket stuck on his head. Some are even unfamiliar with the concept.

In a recent poll that I just made up, 32.5% of American citizens are not even aware that Obama has a bucket stuck on his head. 52% didn’t care, so they voted for him.

The Obama-Bucket-Head conundrum was first observed by Frank J. of IMAO.US Right Wing Humor. He explains the phenomenon thusly:

Obama is an intellectual, so whenever he sees a bucket he is inevitably going to ponder whether his head would fit inside it. To satiate his academic curiosity, he will try putting the bucket on his head and often get it stuck. Source.

I would have opted with Ockhams’ Razor, which would state that the simplest explanation is the most likely. In other words, Obama has a bucket stuck on his head because he is stupid. Since Frank’s explanation does not seem to satisfy me, and it seems to be in opposition to my theory, I have come up with the top ten reasons that Obama has his head stuck in a bucket.

10. He heard Tim Geithner’s back taxes were in there.

9. Michelle Obama got mad and slammed it on his head in one of her she-hulk rages.

8. He was told that Arlen Specter‘s conservative principles were in the bottom.

7. He was informed that Colin Powell‘s conservative credentials were in there.

6. The name of an honest Cabinet candidate was supposed to be in the bucket.

5. Joe Biden’s last remaining real hair follicle fell in and he was trying to save it.

4. His real birth certificate was there and he needed to remove it to securely shred it.

3. An advisor told him the last remaining copy of the 2nd Amendment was in the bucket.

2. He just really gets a kick out of putting on the bucket and saying “Luke. I am your father.”

1. He heard the economic recovery was in there. Wait, that’s the reason his head is stuck in the toilet.

What other reasons do you have?