Political Humor

Aw, Damn! We got a lot of stupid people, doing a lot of stupid things, thinking a lot of stupid thoughts, and if you want to see one, just look in the mirror. ~ Suicidal Tendencies

People will argue about anything. You could go on a gardening site and find a flame war over whether or not to use the pesticides, or which brand of rototiller is the best. It’s ridiculous.

I found that no matter how much faith you have in humanity, there is always some cave-dwelling troll waiting to pounce and crush your faith with some idiotic drooling on his keyboard from his HQ in Mom’s basement.

It’s an inescapable fact Let’s call it Fiar’s First Corollary of the Universe™ Wherever you are, there’s a troll eagerly anticipating the opportunity to prove his stupidity.

It is said that arguing on the Internet is like the Special Olympics; even if you win you’re still retarded. In homage to that spirit, I used to have a feature called Sunday Shockwaves.

The idea is to have a fun argument about an objectively stupid topic. For example, we debated whether turtles are Nature’s speed bump, or soup that comes in its own bowl?

Basically, it’s a pretend flame war, which makes it all that much more absurd. Ironically, it’s ultimately no more idiotic than any of the real flame wars breaking out all over the internet everyday..

I’m proud to announce the return of this feature as the Flame War Parody. Starting on Sunday, of course.

Rules: Just to make sure all insults are in jest, and make sure you perceive them that way as well. Think of it this way: We’re all friends here, make sure you can craft your ridicule in such a manner that we’re all still friends when it’s over as well.

If you’re not clear on how to do that, stay out of it.

Footnote, the first Flame War Parody will be set to auto publish as I will be away all weekend in honor of my birthday. For all intents and purposes I will be away until Monday.

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