‘Truck Nutz’ Ban is Nuts

So Florida legislators want to ban the fake bull testicles car/truck accessories known as ‘Truck Nutz’. Very ballsy.
Have to love the Republican governor of Florida, Charlie Crist with his take on the whole thing:
“It’s good to have some things that maybe aren’t quite as serious. Got to have a little levity,”
Saying this surely shows he has the testicles to be able to laugh at the taxpayer dollars wasted on a stupid thing. Do we ban Crist?
What’s wrong with ornamental testicles anyway? Millions of children visit zoos and there is always some animal species is getting it on. Kids see dogs humping in their neighborhood all the time. Do we ban dogs and zoos?

And this quote from the story pretty much sums up our political process:
The bill’s sponsor doubted it would succeed.
As if this thing wasn’t a waste of time in the first place. Now they admit it too? Every time we think the politicians show the epitome of arrogance and crap on our intelligence they take it to the next level. Sometimes I even admire them in a sense for having the cahones to do what they do. But they are also our elected leaders and that is a bad thing.
I would rather have trucks with balls on them then politicians with the balls to act like this. Can we ban politicians?
Humor-blogs.com is neither pro nor con when it comes to the issue of Truck Nutz. They do have funny blogs though.
Chris Cameron has balls and writes his own brand of odd humor at Angry Seafood. You can also read his weekly political humor column here every Thursday.
April 28, 2008 12 Comments

