Political Humor

With the use of naked body scans on the way, should we now be looking for middle eastern males with fuses hanging out their asses?

What do a vacuum cleaner and passenger plane with a terrorist on board have in common?
Both have dirt bags inside.

Do you think the underwear bomber’s lawyer is busy preparing his briefs?

How many would be bombers does it take to bring down an airliner?
None, American civilians keep kicking their butts.

That’s all I got. How about you?

Hey everyone, Obama had a revelation about the failed Christmas Day terrorist attack:

U.S. President Barack Obama said on Friday it appeared the man suspected of trying to bomb a Detroit-bound plane on Christmas was a member of al Qaeda and had been trained and equipped by the Islamic militant network.

Did he have his epiphany on the 12th or 14th hole?

I’m also wondering how he found the time to come up with this amazing deduction. He has been so busy on his vacation playing golf, snorkeling, playing more golf, taking the kids out for shaved ice, then playing even more golf.

And what gave it away, the announcements by the terrorist group that they were responsible, the fact that Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab trained under former Gitmo detainees in Yemen, or the al Qaeda membership card in the guy’s wallet?

It is like the man is the retarded version of Sherlock Holmes.

Wait, I take that back. Equating Obama with people unfortunate enough to be born with an extra chromosome is actually insulting to those with Down Syndrome.

Corky from Life Goes On would have figured things out more quickly after all.

Okay, maybe not. But when Corky crashed we empathized with him. When Obama eventually drives into the dumpster I guarantee empathy will be low on the list of emotions America will be feeling.

But don’t worry. The country is safe…as long as terrorists screw up a suicide bombing.

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Chris Cameron is a writer/columnist/beat reporter for Radioactive Liberty. He also has his own blog Angry Seafood.