Political Humor

Welcome to Obama Care. Any day now you’ll be able to walk into a doctor’s office, health clinic, or hospital, and receive absolutely free medical treatment.

Huh? Come -on, I’m trying to write here. What? Are you sure? Well, alright.

I guess I was wrong. In about four years, you’ll be able to get free… Hang on.

What now? You got to stop interrupting. Really?

I’m wrong again. You’ll only receive free health care, if you don’t pay into the tax system. Everyone else is going to get soaked.

Do I have that right at least? No? Oh, okay, but this is the last time.

If you pay nothing in income tax , AND you don’t drive a car, don’t pay electric bills, or make any purchases what so ever, Then you might get free health care.

Yeah thanks for your “valuable” input . Just shut-up and let me tell this will you?

No, not you… Fiar. Have you wondered where he’s been? I’ll tell you. He’s been bugging the hell out of me while I trying to write this post, that’s where.

What? No you can’t watch pay per view porn on my TV. Yeah, I know there’s no more beer or cheese puffs, you saw to that. Don’t blow your nose on the curtains!

Sorry. Look, the point I’m trying to make is…

Holy crap, show tunes? I don’t care if it’s  punk covers, it’s still show tunes. Next you’re going to tell me you blog about wedding dresses.

I apologize… again.  Looks like I won’t be able to give you my usual spot-on analysis this week.  But I will part with this: Obama Care, Cap and Trade, a Value Added Tax and higher income taxes vs The Thing that Won’t Leave. I’m not sure which is worse.

Ahhh! What crawled up your butt and died? Don’t sit there laughing. It’s not funny…

There. I told you, you’d regret  putting your picture up for me to copy and paste.

I own some blogs here and there. Sometimes I even post.

President Barack *Hussein Obama’s Top Ten Apology List

10. I apologize for Gitmo. As a student of history, I know if it wasn’t for that torture chamber, Iran would have never taken Americans hostage in ’79.

9. I apologize for Joe Biden. No excuses, I just apologize. I swear that man’s head is a rock with lips.

8. I apologize for not getting the middle class more involved in sacrificing for the common good. But don’t worry, I’ve got the VAT and Cap and Trade just around the corner. That should make them feel better.

7. I apologize for *Little Timmy Geithner. He’s hard to take seriously. I should have picked someone that doesn’t look like Howdy Doody.

6. I apologize for taking my wife out for a date to New York, on the public dime. That was uncalled for. I’m the President of the United States, I can do better. I’m making it up to Michelle by giving her and my daughters a trip to Paris.

5. I apologize for not actually walking on water…yet.

4. I apologize for Hillary Clinton. That bitch has ballooned out so much, she can’t fit into her pantsuits. That makes me look bad, going around the world with that big, ghetto booty.

3. I apologize for being half white. I thought I was the Master of the Dark Side, but now I find out Darth Vader is my father!

2. I apologize for George and Barbara Bush being pro-life.

And the number one thing that I apologize for:

I apologize for my big ears. But understand, they’re not my fault. Like the economy, I inherited them.

* It’s okay to use Obama’s middle name now, since he’s revealed that we are one of the world’s largest Muslim nations.

* This just proves Rush Limbaugh reads Radioactive Liberty.  There have been far too many times when he’s said something “new” that had appeared here first, for it to be coincidence. I started calling Geithner “Little Timmy” way back on Dec 1st .  As far as I’m concerned, Rush can use me as show prep anytime and unless I hear from him, I’m going on the assumption that I’m right.