What you do, as a heterosexual couple behind closed doors, is your own business. What the rest of you do, is something I don’t even want to contemplate.
I thought we were going to get rid of these disparaging remarks, when the Messiah came into office. I thought it was going to be illegal, or something.
Why then does the Far Left think its alright to label us as Tea Baggers, a sex practice? Actually, I don’t care, and won’t tell you if this is something I enjoy or not. But…
Here’s an idea, why not give them a label that fits their personalities? Let’s see, the Fascist Left enjoys deviating from the norm. They like to screw around with people’s lives. They are into domination. Bending their constituents over is a daily perversion they truly love. So what might be a fitting term?
I know. How about Mother Felchers?
I win!
Yeah, it’s sick, but I dare anyone to try to top it.
2004–2009
4 responses so far ↓
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Les James
// Nov 13, 2009 at 9:41 am
Forget to mention in the post that the Far Left seems to have Tea bagging stuck in their heads. Yeah, puns are a very low form of humor, but that’s where I live.
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This Space for Rent
// Nov 13, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Les is this you???
Super Karate Monkey Death Car
A scene from News Radio, episode #57
Mr. James: “The original title of this book was ‘Les James, Capitalist Lion Tamer’ but I see now that it’s… ‘Les James, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler’… you know what it is… I had the book translated in to Japanese then back in again into English. Macho Business Donkey Wrestler… well there you go… it’s got kind of a ring to it don’t it? Anyway, I wanted to read from chapter three… which is the story of my first rise to financial prominence… I had a small house of brokerage on Wall Street… many days no business come to my hut… my hut… but Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no. I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey strong bowels were girded with strength like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo… dung. …Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Les has fancy plans… and pants to match. The monkey clown horrible karate round and yummy like cute small baby chick would beat the donkey.”
Reporter: “Mr. James, what did you mean when you wrote bad clown making like super American car racers, I would make them sweat, War War?”
Mr. James: “Well, you know… it’s LIKE when a clown is making like a car… racer… it’s sorta… like… the FCC. The CLOWN… the clown is like the FCC! And I was opposed to the FCC at the time, right? So it was like I was declaring War. WARRRR!”
Reporter: “So then did the American yum yum clown monkey also represent the FCC?”
Mr. James: “Yeah, it did. Thanks a LOT!”
Reporter: “What did you mean when you said, “Feel my skills, donkey donkey donkey, donkey donkey?”
Mr. James: *Sigh*
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Les James
// Nov 13, 2009 at 8:47 pm
This Space for Rent – It that the space between your ears? WTF?
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Chris C
// Nov 15, 2009 at 12:14 am
Umm Space for Rent Renal Failure already did the bit of comparing a blog post to that scene from News Radio. Like two months ago on the HBFFL.
http://hbffl.blogspot.com/2009.....stler.html
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