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Jews Go Home? The Circle of Political Life

Sometimes things get so ridiculous, there’s only one thing left to do… rant. I haven’t done this for a while, today’s your lucky day.

From a distance, it looks like the IDF may have screwed-up their boarding of the terrorist backed “humanitarian aid” ship off the coast of Gaza. Screwed-up or not, I damn sure support Israel’s right to search vessels attempting to run their legal blockade. They have every right to defend themselves from Hamas, Iran and others who are trying to destroy them. Bottom fucking line.

Let’s be realistic, Israel isn’t the first country to dick-up an op. Ask former President Carter. Remember all the dead US military in the Iranian desert during the botched hostage rescue? I’m still not convinced that a young  Ahmadinejad wasn’t one of the “students” who held those Americans for 444 days. And who spoke-out on Wednesday condemning Israel? Jimmy The Jew Hater Carter, that’s who.

Speaking of the Promised Land, where’s Rahm Emanuel? Oh yeah… Israel. Well, maybe. He’s been gone for three weeks to his son’s Bar Mitzvahs or something, while Louisiana’s wildlife turns into Tar Balls, the Blago Hair Trial for Men begins, the Out-of-Stock Market tanks, Nazi bitch, Heil Helen Shar-Pei Thomas said the Jews should “get the hell out of Palestine” and go back where they came from (was she talking to you Rahm?), Joe Sestak tries-out for the role of Bubba’s New Blue Dress -as he’s been stained by Clinton too, Barry Two Wars Obama -our Commander and Sheik- spits in the collective faces of our military by heading-off to a BBQ in the Windy City -across the street from the well-known Anti-Semite Louis Farrakan’s house- and sends Joe who needs a plumber to remove his head from his stopped-up anatomical sewage outlet Biden to Arlington National Cemetery on Memorial Day on the very day we remember those who now serve and have served their country and our fallen heroes. Top that run-on sentence, Eric.

Hey, here’s a thought. Let’s shove some of those dead, oil-soaked pelicans on sticks, light them, and march on Chicago? Why Chicago you might ask? Because it’s the festering boil on the un-wiped hemorrhoid of Socialism, Fascism and Communism in our country. Where’s a Joseph McCarthy when we need one?

You’re wasting your time picketing Washington. Obama and his Chicago Mob won’t even notice. Take it home. Go for the throat. Well actually, it’s the other end, but you get the idea.

March on the same city where President Obamunist friends (whom he’s never met) Bill Ayers and Bernadette Dorhn live. Two home-gown terrorist who, along with Code Pink founder Jodie Evans, support the IHH and the Free Gaza movement. The IHH, the very group that several governments have labeled as a terrorist organization. The very Send them to the Showers organization that booked the Turkish Terror Cruise to Israel.

Around… and around… it goes.

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9 Responses to “Jews Go Home? The Circle of Political Life”

  1. Fiar says:

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    Hello? Is there anybody out there?

  2. Eric says:

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    Great run-on but: Technically, you missed a couple of periods in that one.

    I love the fact that you mentioned that you miss Joe McCarthy. America could use a solid round of McCarthyism to clean out the dryer vents of it’s collective lint build-up.

    Americans may never be free again until we have someone completely unlike the fascist in charge of it at the moment. It is much more likely that Americans will just never be free again.

    I don’t exactly have my “Galts Gulch” mapped out yet, but I know I’m intending to go there. Do you have any suggestions? (don’t tell anyone but Pitcairn Island is #1 on my list)

  3. Angie says:

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    Did you guys pack up and move, not telling me where you’re at so I can’t stalk you? Seriously, guys. We can’t ALL stop blogging…

    Guys? GUYS?!?!?!

  4. Eric says:

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    Angie, I still got fight in me over here…

    http://www.sideshowmirrors.blogspot.com

    And here…

    http://www.mildmax.blogspot.com

    I think the staff from RL may have been just writing here on breaks from the computers at TSA.

  5. Fiar says:

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    I agree. Would somebody just blog SOMETHING already?

  6. Angie says:

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    Well, that goes for you, too, Fiar. :P

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    Okay fine, I’ll see if I can break out of the complete lack of desire to write at all. :)

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    I’m writing up something about Al Gore’s spoiled happy ending. I’ll publish as soon as I’m done. :)

  9. Buck says:

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    Eric, all Americans alive today have never been free since 1913 and probably since the end of the civil war! Do the Research.

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