Political Humor | The Hadji Girl Embarassment

I feel utterly embarassed at the behavior of our Marines, particulary Cpl. Joshua Belile. I mean, everyone’s throwing a fit about the lyrics to this song where he says:

So, she took me down an old dirt trail. And she pulled up to a side shanty And she threw open the door and I hit the floor.

Cause her brother and her father shot her… Durka Durka Moh-ammed Jihad Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah They pulled out their AKs so I could see

And they said… Durka Durka Moh-ammed Jihad Sherpa Sherpa Bak All-ah So I grabbed her little sister and pulled her in front of me.

As the bullets began to fly The blood sprayed from between her eyes And then I laughed maniacally

Then I hid behind the TV And I locked and loaded my M-16 And I blew those little fu*ers to eternity. (Courtesy of Woman Honor Thyself)

Then people are saying, “Do you really think it’s funny that he talks about using a little girl as a human shield?” Well duh! Of course it is. It’s the epitome of comedy, stupid. Why do you think Eminem became such a big star for writing a song about murdering his ex-wife and taking his kid with him to dump the body in the lake? Because it’s hilarious, that’s why. I only wish I could see video of the real thing happening. I swear, my abs would be aching for a week.

That’s not even really the point, though. In the song, he gets ambushed by the family. Huh? I thought these guys were highly trained. What in the heck is he doing allowing himself to get shot at first? He should have been showing up with tanks and mortars, and firing away.

What about this girl? I hope she was underage, preferably single digits. Any real Marine worth his salt would have sexually abused her, and passed her around to the rest of the unit. Of course, at that point, the honorable thing to do would be to bury her up to her neck and stone her to death for bringing dishonor to her family.

I can’t beleive what’s going on here with our troops. I thought the Marines were supposed to be the world’s most elite civilian and child murdering death squad, and here a Marine is talking about sitting around getting ambushed. Don’t we have better training than that for our guys?

Where are they getting their training on murdering children? France? I bet it’s all those homos and chicks we’ve allowed in the military turning our guys into a bunch of limp wristed sissies. Am I right? Back in the day we would just drop the napalm, but now we’re wasting money on guided missle systems, and other technology that limits civilian casualties.

I’m getting fed up. First I’m promised a War for Oil, and I was behind that 100%. I said, “It’s about time.” As long as I don’t have to fight it, I will remain in full support. It looks like I was lied to about the War for Oil though. Have you seen gas prices? War for Oil my ass.

Then we hear about “torture” at Abu Ghraib. I thought, “Now that’s what I’m talking about. We’re finally doing what we set out to do.” Then I see pictures of naked pyramids, and people being taunted with dogs. WTF? What’s with the college frat pranks. Didn’t we train you better than that? I would expect to at least hang a few guys upside down and whip them with barbed wire, but instead we get this juvenile, amatuer crap.

Then we hear about flushed Korans, and Torture at G’itmo. Now I’m starting to get suspicious. (I’m starting to think I shouldn’t beleive everything I get from the Mainstream Media) “This had better not be like the frat hazing crap at Abu Ghraib,” I thought. Who trains these people. Standing in a chilly room? Gah! No korans flushed down the toilet? More like my tax dollars being flushed instead.

So while we’re sending these troops over there to murder civilians, and steal oil, it all looks like a crock to me. If we are comitting any real atrocities, why aren’t I seeing it? Sure, I get to see the insurgents have fun, sawing heads, and posting it on the internet. Why don’t I see that from our side? If you can’t tell, I need a good laugh by now. The video has to be there, get to posting it boys.

This is just pathetic. It’s an absolute embarassment, a stain on our nation. I expect atrocities, real atrocities. Instead, I hear the President saying, “blah blah, elections, blah blah, democracy, blah blah change the face of the middle east.” Like I give a crap about the middle east. Let’s see some carnage. Let’s see some mass graves. Something.

It’s just reall making me sick to see such substandard operating procedures. Saw off ahead or two already. Where are the chemical weapons? What about the Children? I expect war crimes, and if I don’t see some soon, I’m going to snap.

I voted for Bush because I thought he was the world’s biggest terrorist. Start acting like it, pal. I was lied to… Big time. I supported the invasion of Iraq, to commit some genocide, and rape and murder civilians on a scale like the world has never seen. Instead we lett the insurgents have all the fun and all the laughs.

We’re America, dammit!. I demand to see some atrocities. If we’re not going to do that, stop wasting my tax dollars, and bring ‘em on home.

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Trackbacked on Stop the ACLU, Samantha Burns, Point Five, Wizbang