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The Lasso of Truth

March 29th, 2007 by Fiar · 8 Comments ·

Just when it seems like all the old friends are hanging up the keyboard, Wonder Woman dashes to the rescue with her Lasso of Truth.

I have an admission to make, now that I am under the influence of the Lasso of Truth and I cannot lie, even if I wanted to. You know how in my Comments Policy Reminder I said that if you don’t leave comments the terrorists will win, and all the rest? I’m sure you were probably all thinking that it’s all just hyperbole, and Fear Mongering, or maybe just shameless comment whoring.

Well, what I told you was an absolute, complete, 100%, utter

Fact.

The Lasso of Truth forbids me from lying, so you know I am being honest. Leave comments, or the terrorists win. That rule holds true for Wonder Woman’s site too.

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8 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Skul // Mar 29, 2007 at 7:33 pm

    Firstees!!! Woo-hoo

  • 2 Dean's World // Mar 29, 2007 at 7:39 pm

    Interview with a warrior…

    Mike Fitch passes on this link to an interview with one of the guys “doing the heavy lifting to engage……

  • 3 RT - Chief Mongress // Mar 29, 2007 at 7:57 pm

    Fiar, you ignorant slut! Oops…I meant whore.

  • 4 von // Mar 29, 2007 at 11:22 pm

    Lasso of GAY!!!

  • 5 Eileen // Mar 31, 2007 at 12:39 am

    I refuse to leave a comment. I won’t allow your fear tactics to manipulate me.

  • 6 RT - Chief Mongress // Mar 31, 2007 at 12:55 am

    You sunk my battleship!

  • 7 Skul // Mar 31, 2007 at 6:51 pm

    Heh, WW can sure irritate the lefties. I love it.

  • 8 TJ's Anti-contrarian Blog // Mar 31, 2007 at 9:11 pm

    HEY, what’s up with the Emperor?
    Did Ian get his wish or is this a ruse?

Leave a Comment or the Terrorists Win!