Do you want to be a millionaire and never have to worry about money again? Of course you do. Are you too lazy to become wealthy by working hard, being creative, and taking financial risks? You wouldn’t be here if you weren’t.
I will give you 10 7 easy step to unlimited wealth, without all the effort.
- Get out of bed.
- No, really. Get out of bed first.
- Did you do step #1 yet?
- Look, anything I tell you is worthless if you don’t get you’re lazy ass out of bed.
- Go back to step #1.
- Ok. Now get out of bed.
- I can help you if you’re lazy, but not if you’re that lazy.
I give up. If you’re not going to get out of bed, will you at least pay a visit to Humor-Blogs.com? It doesn’t even cost anything, and you can do it right there in bed, on you’re laptop.
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5 responses so far ↓
1
Skul
// Apr 6, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Will you shut the ach-e-double-L up, I’m trin’ to sleep here.
2
RT - Chief Mongress
// Apr 6, 2007 at 5:53 pm
Grrrrrrrr….I just woke up from my afternoon nap. Don’t ask me to think or move. Thanks.
3
Diesel
// Apr 6, 2007 at 11:52 pm
I’m highly motivated, and I’m convinced that this will compensate for the fact that I really don’t want to get out of bed.
Here’s something you can do from bed: Play in my caption contest!
4
Wild Bill
// Apr 8, 2007 at 1:36 am
I never goto bed, but then I hardly ever get off the couch so I’m one step further toward my million than you losers.
5
Wonder Woman
// Apr 9, 2007 at 2:35 pm
But Fitch…I do everything in bed
Why stop now?
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