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The Most Shameless Spam Ever

April 21st, 2006 by Fiar · 3 Comments ·

URGENT RESPONSE
to me 11:16 pm
FROM: Sgt. Donald Greene

To whom it may concern. I am an American soldier, I am serving in the military of the 1st Armored Division in Iraq, as you know we are being attacked by insurgents everyday and car bombs. We managed to move funds belonging to Saddam Hussein’s family. The total amount is US$7.2Million dollars in cash, mostly 100 dollar bills. We want to move this money to you, so that you may invest it for us and keep our share for banking.We will take 60%, my partner and I. You take the other 40%. No strings attached, just help us move it out of Iraq, Iraq is a war zone. We plan on using diplomatic courier and shipping the money out in one large silver box, using diplomatic immunity. If you are interested I will send you the full details, my job is to find a good partner that we can trust and that will assist us. Can I trust you? When you receive this letter, kindly send me an e-mail signifying your interest including your most confidential telephone/fax numbers for quick communication also your contact details. This business is risk free. The box can be shipped out in 48hrs. Respectfully, Sgt. Donald Greene Private Email:donald22greene@netscape.net

I can’t help but wonder, if you were looking for a “good partner” whom you could trust, why would you be emailing anyone, ANYONE that you do not know intimately?

Spammers Suck!

Tags: Pointless Nonsense ·

3 responses so far ↓

  • 1 fmragtops // Apr 21, 2006 at 2:33 pm

    So is he a Sgt. and his last name is Private? Is it not fitting that his private is greene? Our military uses Netscape?

    Is there anyway to find out who this idiot is, and have him promptly impaled? Maybe Jack Bauer should respond to this idiot as well.

  • 2 jimmyb // Apr 24, 2006 at 7:34 am

    Woo-hoo!
    I’m gonna be rich!!

    And if I’m not, someone is going to be so impaled!!! ;)

  • 3 Difster // Apr 24, 2006 at 7:45 pm

    People are stupid. That’s why. Present company excepted.

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