Due to an injury sustained during an unfortunate moustache trimming accident, our Thursday correspondent, and author of the funny and entertaining Angry Seafood, ChrisC was unable to publish one of his trademark satirical editorials this week.
I have been told that he was attempting to trim a Rollie Fingers back into a Magnum PI. He was drunk at the time. Let this be a lesson to all of you. If you trim the ’stache while in a drunken stupor, you could get seriously hurt. Just say no.
On last report, Chris was listed in critical but stable condition. Hopefully things will return to normal next week. Let’s all wish Chris a speedy recovery. Someone needs to bring the funny around here.
I’m sure that in no time, he will again be able to keep a stiff upper lip.
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7 responses so far ↓
1
Skul
// Feb 29, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Yo, Chris, chainsaws are not ’stache trimmers.
2
richj
// Feb 29, 2008 at 4:05 pm
I hear that’s about all he can keep stiff.
3
Alex L
// Mar 1, 2008 at 2:31 am
Maybe his stiff lip was the problem.
richj, harsh… but funny, incredibly funny.
4
Lord Likely
// Mar 2, 2008 at 10:33 am
Some people are just not ready to handle a moustache yet.
Tragic. Simply tragic.
5
Fiar
// Mar 2, 2008 at 11:53 am
Tragic indeed, M’lord.
6
Chris C
// Mar 3, 2008 at 12:44 pm
I don’t even have a moustache.
Ok fine, it’s a goatee, does that count for anything?
The facial hair has been restored to it’s normalcy by the way and Magnum says hi.
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