The New Plague
Well, it seems that everyone I know has fallen victim to a terrible plague. Spacemonkey had it, and he not only gave it to Tyler, he also gave it to me. Tyler gave it Wyatt who gave it to to RT – Chief Mongress, and she also passed it on to me. I can’t escape it. Blog friends are dropping like flies, and succumbing to the terrible Meme Plague.
No one is certain just who exactly is patient zero, but it is clear that the virus is evolving, and becoming more complex than the last time it ran it’s deadly course. It’s spreading, and it is up to me to put an end to it before it is too late. I only fear that it may already be too late.
I cannot think of one thing about me that is in the slightest bit odd. I am the most surrealy well adjusted individual on the face of the planet. You know as well as I do that puppets cannot be trusted. First you put your hand up their butt and wave to make them talk. Next thing you know, they’re plotting your death. We must exterminate all puppets.
I refuse to let this go on further. I do not hate my friends enough to ask them to post 6 Weird Things about themselves. I will consider the option of using it for biological warfare against the fanatical puppet threat, however.
Rotten Puppets!
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The commercials for that movie “Magic” used to scare the bageebers out of me!
I hear I need medical attention for the plauge that has touched all of us. Something about some weird tests and probing. They want a list of all my contacts, since they have been exposed.
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I have no idea what a plauge is, but I know I have the plague.
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I have found that bacon© works best, but if the plague is too far along, injections of pork fat directly into the bloodstream is best. If that doesn’t work…well, get your affairs in order.
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subject / verb agreement lesson:
injections / are =because injections are plural
injections / is =incorrect form: This happens when the Chief Mongress is worrying more about not forgetting what she wants to say.
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I have also been infected, and I am trying to determine the best course of action to battle this public health nightmare.
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RT says — “I have no idea what a plauge is, but I know I have the plague.”
I can help you there Royal High Chief Mongess of the Horde.
Plauge is exactly the same as plauke only different. Plauke is that weird coating on the teeth from eating old dead hippies. Plauge is what you catch from being around old live ones.
Dentures cure the first, a good shower/bath cures the second.
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See…I try to stay away from eating old dead hippies, as the mold makes my teeth green. However, I do work with a lot of old live ones and I guess that’s where the plauge came from. I’m going to go shower, now. Thanks for your help. I appreciate it.
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Good on ya RT. Dr Skul knows all, cures all, and sees 50%. A warm cup of Bacon grease before bed assures a good nights rest. It also helps loosen the plauke.
Merry Christmas Chief Mongress. Skul
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Merry Christmas to you, too.
Now my Christmas is complete…bacon grease and all!
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Merry Christmas to you FIAR.
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May it be filled with firearms and bacon…
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