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whew, for a minute there I thought you were serious. hehe I should know better.

Chris, I was just pretending to be crazy. You are correct about the local elections, and that’s one of the issues I have against the whole Ron Paul thing. You need to start from the bottom up.

Hehe nice spin on a classic joke.

Ron Paul’s family fell on hard times. His Pop tells his oldest brother to take one of the last Ducks to town and sell it for what he can get. He comes back home with 10$. “Good job son”, dad says to him.

Couple days later and Pop tells Ron’s younger brother to take one of the last two ducks to town and do the same thing. He comes home with 15$. “Well done my son”, dad says.

Now things look bad at the Paul homestead and there’s only one scrawny duck left and it’s Ron’s turn to provide for the family. Dad tells Ron: “Your our last hope son. I don’t expect much from you, but do the best you can.”

So Ron Paul sets off for town with the scrawny little duck. On the way he meets a farmers daughter. She offers Ron a roll in the hay if he gives her the duck. Ron obliges.
When their through she so happy that she offers him the duck back for one more go. Happy to get the duck back he obliges her again. Now while their thrashing about in the hay the duck gets free and runs across the road where it gets hit by a truck. The truck driver is so upset that he gives Ron 25$ in compensation. Ron heads for home smiling from ear to ear.

When he gets home he hands his Pop 25$. Dad can’t believe it. “Where did you get all this money?” his dad asks.

“Dad” Ron says, “You won’t believe it”
“I got fucked for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and twenty five bucks for a fucked-up duck!”.

“Someday we’re going to have to get this country on the duck standard. QUACK!”

How can we complain about the process if we don’t involve ourselves in the core mechanism of the system, voting?

The US is a land of liberalism these days and everyone wants to be on the winning team, including the Republicans. I’ll be damned if I stop voting now because that is exactly what they want.

That’s why I’m going with Nader because it deprives the crazy left and the fake right from my vote.

Besides, there’s plenty of important local elections that directly affect my life as well a governor’s race in a state with no sales tax.