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Tofucken. I like that.

Close but no cigar. “Fricken” doesn’t really make a good conflation of “Tofu Chicken”. And if you really want to have it apply to the current choice of “clowns for presicent” as offered by the two wings of the “Sink America First Uniparty” you’d have to go with “Tofucken” as in, “Tofucken the U.S., vote for either Juan Mexicain or Barry Hussein Pbama-Winfrey (America’s first Arab-African presidential candidate).”

So, feel free to go to the polls in November and say, “I’ll have some tofucken nuggets with that ballot.”

I just re-read that hippies for fuel post. I think it’s one of my favorite ones written by me.

Well, you know I’m Constitutionally eligible for President.

I was in the loony bin once, but they let me out, so I’m certified safe for society.

“And nobody had better say I’m wasting my vote, because a vote for either of the Siamese twins is a wasted vote as far as I can see.”

Hear hear! I’m going for either Nader or Barr as a protest vote. If I have to pick a clown I want one from the third ring of the circus this time.

*Re-awakes. Looks over at Gorby*

And while you’re at it, wipe the s#it off of your head.

*Resumes napping*

I think it’s a brilliant strategy.

*Gorby droning on… Pauses*

“Am I boring you Mr. President?”

“Huh? What? Did you wake me up to tell me you’re tearing down the Berlin Wall?”

“Uh, no.”

“Well then stuff a sock in it Commie. Tear down the wall and I’ll think about keeping an attention span.”

*Resumes napping*

Guilty as charged.

You’re getting soft David. The best you can do is find a spelling error? Oh, it’s correctly spelled “Slept-Through-It”. But it would be petty of me to point that out.