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This Time FIAR Has Gone Too Far

March 8th, 2007 by Fiar · 19 Comments ·

Since it’s inception, Radioactive Liberty has always had the underlying principle that there are no sacred cows. The credo has always been, “Open Season.” No comment has ever been deleted, with the exception of obvious spam. There has always been a proud tradition of absolute free speech.

We have always adhered to this very basic doctrine, never wavering, never faltering. We have stood behind each other, embraced in brotherhood, and thrust our way through any barriers of societal taboo.

Everything is ridiculed. Everything is impugned, including ourselves. Countless times we have crossed the line, often for the sole purpose of crossing the line. Among the victims of our campaign for the freedom of objectionable speech are: 9/11 victims, children, soldiers, politicians, Christians, Muslims, heathens, hypocrites, hippies, harpies, and homos.

Now, things have changed. Now FIAR wants to force the rod of discipline and censorship down our throats. He wants to draw arbitrary lines in the sand, and tell us what and what not to say. He has defecated on the only thing that truly is sacred here - Freedom.

I stand behind Brother Fmragtops, hand in hand, and call for FIAR to resign. One more thing, FIAR… Screw your stupid line! (Click to embiggen)
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Will this appear on Humor-Blogs.com? Time will tell.

Response from FIAR: I Will Not Resign!

FIAR and Fmragtops have gone too far. I will not stand idly by and watch as this site becomes a toxic waste dump of slurs, epithets, profanities, and needless shock value.

Anorexia is a serious disorder, of which about 10% of those who suffer from it will die as a direct result. I will simply not allow the word to be used as a slur.

If you anorexic, pussified, euroweenie, cum guzzling, F 2.0s can’t handle that, then you can go F 1.0 yourselves. The law has been spoken. Accept it or get out!

Tags: Pointless Nonsense ·

19 responses so far ↓

  • 1 fmragtops // Mar 8, 2007 at 7:19 pm

    Yeah! You tell yourself to go…ummm..fuck…yourself, I think….

    Wait, I’m starting to get confused about whose fucking whose horse that on in which whom rode…

    Nevertheless, screw censoring commies!!!!

  • 2 FIAR // Mar 8, 2007 at 7:32 pm

    Is English your first language?

  • 3 RT - Chief Mongress // Mar 8, 2007 at 8:34 pm

    “embraced”
    “thrust our way through”
    “FIAR wants to force the rod of discipline and censorship down our throats.”
    “Screw”

    I think I know what Fiar’s problem is…he’s “frustrated” about something.

  • 4 Wild Bill // Mar 8, 2007 at 9:58 pm

    You guys should play nice like the little F 2.0’s you are.

  • 5 Roland // Mar 8, 2007 at 11:50 pm

    Someone should draw another line perpendicular to the original line for shock value.

  • 6 Tyler D // Mar 9, 2007 at 3:23 am

    Piss on that line!?!?!?!

  • 7 Tyler D // Mar 9, 2007 at 3:24 am

    If my comment didn’t take….

    The Line?

  • 8 Skul // Mar 9, 2007 at 1:41 pm

    I crossed a line in the sand once. Some stoopid cats tried covering me up so I went back. Stoopid cats!

  • 9 Ron Coleman // Mar 9, 2007 at 4:07 pm

    LOL — “embiggen.” Love it.

  • 10 fmragtops // Mar 9, 2007 at 4:46 pm

    Do you know why treason doth never prosper? Because if it prospers no one dare call it treason.

  • 11 Skul // Mar 9, 2007 at 6:27 pm

    “LOL — “embiggen.” Love it.”

    The full screen version uses “Humongousate”, but it’s not commonly employed.

  • 12 Eileen (aka Coboble) // Mar 10, 2007 at 3:16 am

    What is that mental disease called, the one where a person has multiple people living in their head, that take turns taking control?

  • 13 Skul // Mar 10, 2007 at 11:10 am

    FIAR’s Syndrome.

  • 14 RT - Chief Mongress // Mar 10, 2007 at 5:19 pm

    He’s Fitchotic.

  • 15 Ron Coleman // Mar 10, 2007 at 8:59 pm

    Do you know why treason doth never prosper? Because if it prospers no one dare call it treason.

    I thought it was “cheaters never prosper.” Please clear this up because I’ve been avoiding cheating based on this.

  • 16 Skul // Mar 10, 2007 at 9:40 pm

    No, Ron, the treasonus bastages are trying to deflect the blame. Cheaters always prosper, so you may comence at any time. Did I spell any of that right?

  • 17 Ron Coleman // Mar 11, 2007 at 3:24 am

    I don’t know. I cheated at spelling.

  • 18 FIAR // Mar 11, 2007 at 10:17 am

    Yous Firefox. It checks you’re spelling four ewe.

  • 19 FIAR // Mar 11, 2007 at 10:19 am

    Of coarse it doesn’t no weather your using the right words.

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