[...] Chris offers some Tips on Avoiding Swine Flu to begin the countdown. What, you thought this would be a top TEN list? We go against the grain [...]

[...] Chris offers some Tips on Avoiding Swine Flu to begin the countdown. What, you thought this would be a top TEN list? We go against the grain [...]

[...] hysteria over 48 hour sniffles, a health worker has been fired in Calgary, Alberta for offering the H1N1 Swine Flu vaccine to players of the Calgary Flames. Just so you know, that’s in Canada. You know, the [...]

What really is scary is Mexico has shut itself down for five days to help keep the flu at bay yet we don’t close the border for a week.

Much more of a reasonable response then the Vice-President telling people on national television not to get on a plane or a train.

I hate to say it, but we keep a lot of our swine in unsanitary conditions. It is possible that the original carrier crossed over from Cal into Mexico. Only a relatively small proportion of their cases have been confirmed as swine flu. It is conceivable that the rest are normal influenza.

What I find scary is that
1) This is targeting young people like the 1918 Spanish pandemic and
2) the 1918 pandemic was mild in the spring and came back with a vengeance in the fall

No cases in our county in Cal yet. I was going to check out the May 1 rallies to see how seditious they really are, but think I will avoid gatherings that could have large numbers of people recently from Mexico just to be on the safe side.

What do you mean Darryl? Hippies can’t accomplish anything other than stinking, and reproducing.

Tip # 5:

The only known cure for Swine Flu is the daily application of oinkment.

I always avoid any interaction with Human Swine anything.

I’m surprised RL does not have research results (or at least jumped-to conclusions) to demonstrate that hippies are involved and guilty in the pandemic right up to the lice in their hair.

If I die of pig flu… thats it I give up. Now the no sex with pigs, that doesn’t extend out into the rest of the barnyard does it?

@Eric: You dropped your tin foil hat on the way out of the commenting section. Don’t worry we saved it for you.

@Elm: Too late.