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Too Close for Comfort

May 10th, 2006 by Fiar · 5 Comments ·

Today, I was driving my car. As I got closer to the intersection, the light turned red. I thought, “Uh, oh. I need to stop.”

I gently applied pressure to the brake, and came to a complete stop before I reached the intersection. “Whew! That was close,” I thought. It was at this moment that I realized that it’s not just JT that this stuff happens to. I have my share of hair-raising experiences too.

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5 responses so far ↓

  • 1 jt // May 10, 2006 at 1:18 pm

    Man, that was close. You barely made it out OK…Maybe you should go talk to somebody to make sure you don’t have some sort of mental anguish or something going on.

    But then again, if you do, you could probably sue the makers of the red light and the City…

  • 2 FIAR // May 10, 2006 at 2:11 pm

    You know. I think I just might have some mental anguish.

    Sue the city, huh? I just might. Thanks for the tip.

  • 3 von // May 10, 2006 at 10:55 pm

    Man, JT ain’t got nothin’ on you. Damn, that was CLOSE!!

  • 4 FIAR // May 11, 2006 at 12:20 am

    You’re not kiddin’

  • 5 SeanS // May 12, 2006 at 1:23 am

    I’m glad to see you are okay FIAR. Just keep your eyes open from now on so you don’t have any more close calls.

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