Top 10 New Republican Slogans
With the recent gubernatorial wins in Virgina and New Jersey, and the near congressional win in up state New York, the Republican Party seems to be waking up.
2010 and 2012 are going to be very interesting election years. But it’s going to take a new approach to get a lot of us conservatives back into the fold. I suggest honesty. Below are ten new slogans for the Republicans, I’d like to see.
Sorry about the last few years. Our bad
The Republican Party -We’ve pulled our heads out.
Because Dems is a four letter word
The GOP doesn’t suck as bad as it use to
We only look like a third party
Promise, no McCain in 2012
We’re not organized enough to take over your health care
The Democrats just keep making us look better and better
Republicans -Too lazy to write a 1000 page bill, let alone a 2000 page one
Conservative? You Betcha!
Got any of your own?
Category: Political Humor Tags: Conservative Satire, Election 2010, Election 2012, Humour, noads, Political Humor, Republican Democrat Difference, You Betcha
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Republicans – Now we only taste like chicken.
Republicans – We have the courtesy to give you a reach around.
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[...] Radioactive Liberty gets it! Cyber-shmear this: [...]
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Republicans: The other white meat.
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Republicans: 2% more fiscally conservative than that other party.
Or they could just drag out the “Kinder, Gentler America” thingy again. It worked well before and, ya know, what the hell.
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You can trust us: We don’t have anyone in Washington worth bribing
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How ’bout that Dede Scozzafava!!!!
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And of course:
How ‘BOUT them RINOS!
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how about
We didn’t mean to give you the middle finger after getting us elected!
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“We aren’t Republicans we just play them on tv.”
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Too much mention of white meat and chicken for my taste. Still, good suggestions all. Now how do we get the RNC to adopt one?
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“We’re no worse than the rest”
“We steal more slowly”
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leave us alone or we will eat your chicken@yahoo.com
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Hey! At least we aren’t Commies!
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At least… the very least.
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VOTE FOR THE
PARTY OF NO!
TO SOCIALISTS
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Vote Republican! More money for you and me…..(But mostly me)