Many people are confused over one of the most important issues of our time, and that issue is President Obama and his propensity for getting a bucket stuck on his head. Some are even unfamiliar with the concept.
In a recent poll that I just made up, 32.5% of American citizens are not even aware that Obama has a bucket stuck on his head. 52% didn’t care, so they voted for him.
The Obama-Bucket-Head conundrum was first observed by Frank J. of IMAO.US Right Wing Humor. He explains the phenomenon thusly:
Obama is an intellectual, so whenever he sees a bucket he is inevitably going to ponder whether his head would fit inside it. To satiate his academic curiosity, he will try putting the bucket on his head and often get it stuck. Source.
I would have opted with Ockhams’ Razor, which would state that the simplest explanation is the most likely. In other words, Obama has a bucket stuck on his head because he is stupid. Since Frank’s explanation does not seem to satisfy me, and it seems to be in opposition to my theory, I have come up with the top ten reasons that Obama has his head stuck in a bucket.
10. He heard Tim Geithner’s back taxes were in there.
9. Michelle Obama got mad and slammed it on his head in one of her she-hulk rages.
8. He was told that Arlen Specter’s conservative principles were in the bottom.
7. He was informed that Colin Powell’s conservative credentials were in there.
6. The name of an honest Cabinet candidate was supposed to be in the bucket.
5. Joe Biden’s last remaining real hair follicle fell in and he was trying to save it.
4. His real birth certificate was there and he needed to remove it to securely shred it.
3. An advisor told him the last remaining copy of the 2nd Amendment was in the bucket.
2. He just really gets a kick out of putting on the bucket and saying “Luke. I am your father.”
1. He heard the economic recovery was in there. Wait, that’s the reason his head is stuck in the toilet.
What other reasons do you have?
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12 responses so far ↓
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Igor Marxomarxovich
// May 29, 2009 at 2:04 pm
This man look like as American friend say “Major league dumb donkey”
Old Russian saying…You can tell same lie 1000 time but not change truth!
Difference between USSR Communist media and USA “mainstream media”
In Russia government make media say what they want – even if lie.
In USA “mainstream media” try make government what they want – even if lie..
…..eventually they become same thing?!
I Igor produce Obama Birth Certificate at http://www.igormaro.org
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RT
// May 29, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Obama put the bucket on his head because someone told him if he did, he’d hear the ocean.
(#5 is awesome, btw!!!)
3
Les James
// May 29, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Where the hell have you been? I hope you didn’t want me to feed your pet hippie. I did slap him around a bit though.
4
Fiar
// May 30, 2009 at 7:58 am
Pet hippies can survive for a long time by eating the fungus growing on them. No need to feed them. I’ve been building a new secret lair to act as HQ for our continuing Right Wing Extremist activity.
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Jr
// May 30, 2009 at 1:09 pm
OMG! I am one of the 32.5% of American citizens who were not even aware that Obama has a bucket stuck on his head!
But I was told by a reliable source that Barney Frank advised Obama that wearing a bucket on his head sends the message that he has nerves of steel — or whatever buckets are made of.
Also, I believe Barney prefers the French pronunciation of “bouquet”.
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Vince
// May 30, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Hey Radioactive Liberty, this top ten list is fantastic, great idea for a list. I don’t know what made me laugh more, the picture with the bucket on Obama’s head or the list. #6 was my favorite, all politicians are crooks. You can post this to our site http://www.toptentopten.com/ and link back to your site. We are trying to create a directory for top ten lists where people can find your site. The coolest feature is you can let other people vote on the rankings of your list.
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Chris C
// Jun 1, 2009 at 12:39 am
3A. He heard that the crazy people in the world would not hate the US so much if he put the bucket on his head.
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Alex L.
// Jun 1, 2009 at 2:11 am
‘9. Michelle Obama got mad and slammed it on his head in one of her she-hulk rages.’
Sweet jesus, I would pay to see that.
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Eric
// Jun 1, 2009 at 7:39 am
Three things:
1. When he was young his grandmother told him it was imposible to kick himself in the head.
2. Look at the bright side. If he was checking his ‘list’, maybe usurping the presidency is the last thing on it. what more could there be?
3. Buckets are great shoe deflectors.
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Rage
// Dec 31, 2009 at 9:45 pm
His head is in the bucket because he’s so full of BS , he had to go to the can.
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