When I demanded nomination from The Monger Horde™ for the 2006 Weblog Awards, I promised that I would ridicule the competition. I intend to keep this promise… for at least one day.

Now, above all else, the Weblog awards are supposed to be fun. So I intend to do my best to suck every drop of fun from it for my opposition. That’s the sort of thing that a Supreme Monger Overlord and aspiring Cruel, Deranged, Bloodthirsty Despot of the Universe does. Soon, they will all be crying for Mommy.

First of all, Joust the Facts. Joust the Facts? Has anyone ever seen the episode of Family Guy where he was a jouster in the Renaissance Fair. That’s what I’m thinking, Ren Fair geek.

Decision ’08. Now that’s just retarded. I keep thinking of Glenn Beck doing Jeopretardy and the category “08 Basement.” That’s the knuckleheads that are planning for the ’08 election before there are even serious candidacies. Yep. I just voted but I’m all geared up for an election that’s over 700 days away. Do I know how to have a good time or what? BTW, what happens to the site after the 2008 election. I guess they’ll call it ’12 Basement… uh… Decision ’12.

Hooah Wife and Friends. What’s this, the Justice League? Superman and friends? When do they hold the Hannah Barbera games? You gotta be kidding me. When do they add “Power hour” to the end of the blog title?

Well, that’s all for now. Remember you can vote once every 24 hours per computer, so keep the votes coming.

Open Trackbacks Weekend, Point Five

Category: Self Aggrandizement