Political Humor | Vengeance Is Mine

Muahahahaha!!!!!

Greetings Radioactive Liberty Readers! I’m sure you are all wondering what I am doing here. Some of you mutual Radioactive Liberty/Fmragtops Spews readers know that recently B4B left my 24 post out of their Carnival of Bauer. But FIAR, on the other hand, they used his 24 post. This made me quite jealous, hurt, and possibly even psychotic ahem, a little upset. I’ve been plotting my revenge ever since. Now Vengeance is mine! Muahahahahaha!!!!!

What’s that? Where is Fitch? He is, uhhh, hangin’ out in my forest of woe. That’s right, impaled on an eight foot stainless steel pike. I had to cut a few of his fingers off, and feed them to my pit bull, Josey Wales, to get his password to take over his site. Ya wanna know what I told him when he said he wouldn’t give me the password? I said, “You’re gonna tell me what I want to know, it’s just a question of how bad you want it to hurt!” Isn’t that fitting? Well, needless to say it hurt…ALOT! Muahahahaha!!!!

Just so you know, he’s not quite dead yet. Fitch, say hello to your adoring public.

“ahhhhuuggggurggle”

Don’t worry, I still respect Fitch so I gave him his own wing in my forrest of woe, away from the liberals, commies, and hippies. I wouldn’t defile him like that. That’s probably the equivelant of burying an islamofacist in pig feces. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

So now, since my 24 post sucked, and I couldn’t earn the traffic from B4B, I have stolen Radioactive Liberty, and usurped Fitch’s traffic….Violently! Muahaha….Ahahaha…Hahahahaha!!!!

Okay, no. Fitch is still alive, and in good health….as far as know. Fitch took pity on me and granted me the priviledge, nay, the honor of posting to Radioactive Liberty from time to time. I have really enjoyed Fitch’s writing for a long time, and I want to thank him for giving me this opportunity. I hope I don’t suck. Fitch is still always right and is the still the main poster to this site, so don’t stop coming on account of me. I hope you enjoyed our little joke.