[...] a second – War for Oil in Canada, Mexico, and Venezuela was my idea. Someone tell those goat fiddlers to bugger off. One of the main causes for our enemies’ [...]

War for oil is bad. Let the oil prices rise due to the free markets, it will only spur on the development of alternatives and pour needed R&D into alternative energy sources. In the unlikely event we do successfully liberate Most of the world’s oil reserves for SUVs here in the USA, we’ll still be just as far away from ending the burning of fossil fuels in 100 years as today….

Hey, I like that idea. Our slogan could be season 2 Jack Bauer would have taken over Iran all by himself. or something like that.

Now you need to make a banner, and we can form the “More War for Oil” alliance.

[...] Enjoy Your Petroleum and Petroleum By Products [...]

The Church of Teh Funny…

 
In the beginning the world was devoid of humor. The prophet saw sadness in the people and promised them teh funny. But the people were as sheep and would not follow. In his quest to deliver teh funny and gain their attention the prophet wore…

Oil Is More Valuable Than Blood!…

I noticed that Fitch at Radioactive Liberty has come out against Jack Bauer trying to stop president jelly-spine’s war for oil tactics. I must say I concur. Now, I liked president David “Allsate” Palmer as much as the next guy, but if…

I’m behind you all the way Fitch! We need MORE OIL!!!

“War for oil! Woot!” Hehe.

America: Pwning Arabs for Oil one day at a time.

There’s a reason they call it “sweet” crude. More oil for me!!!

“Fitch was right, like always. We shoulda had more wars for oil.” LOL!