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We Are Not One!

I don’t know what the hell he’s getting at, but FIAR and Fmragtops are two seperate people. I mean, just because we have never been seen in the same place at the same time doesn’t prove anything. I’m sure we’ve posted different things at the same time before. Is it so hard to believe? Hell, Sssasquatch has even seen FIAR, or someone claiming to be FIAR, there is no way to be sure. (Now that’s some irony, isn’t it?) Someone claiming to be Fmragtops has called in to The Passionate America Show on several occasions when FIAR was away on vacation, or having computer problems. Coincidence? I think not. It’s obvious that FIAR needed someone to cover for him, and called his old buddy, Fmragtops.

Anyhoo, that crap about us being the same person is a bunch of paranoid crazy-talk by people that collect Star-Wars Dolls, and people that write a whole post that is a conversation with themselves. Yeah, there are some reliable sources for you.

Trust me, we are two, completely different people. There is no conspiracy. Move along, there is nothing to see here.

The fact that we switched from Blogger to AN Hosting with WordPress blogs doesn’t mean anything. So what if we are both hatefilled men with delusions of grandeur, and a violent thirst for hippie blood and oil. It’s only a coincidence. Just like the fact that we use [impalingspike>©, MONGER HORDE™, and BACON® as powerful rhetorical tools. It’s not evidence of multiple personality disorder.

The next time someone suggests that we are actually the same person, you just tell them you know better. It’s impossible for one person to contain so much hate, angst, and violent delusions. Come on, people. What are we? DUmmies?

Category: Fmragtops · Pointless Nonsense

10 Responses to “We Are Not One!”

  1. FmIAR says:

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    The world may never know.

  2. Wild Bill says:

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    Come clean, you are both just characters on the wildly popular Passionate America Show. Or it could be that The Passionate America Show is actually the creation of the two-headed MONGER HORDE™ leader FIAR/fmragtops and Wild Bill is a third head growing up between the two. FART™©®

  3. fmFIARtops says:

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    Or maybe I’m just running a disinformation campaign.

  4. RT says:

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    “It’s impossible for one person to contain so much hate, angst, and violent delusions.”

    Edi Amin ring a bell?

    ps…good one Wild Bill! FART….tooo funny!

  5. jt says:

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    That is one of the best dis-information pieces I have ever seen…

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    [...] My exposé of the FmFIARtops conspiracy has led to yet more confusion, more conjecture, more spin, and more backtracking by the accused. [...]

  7. jt says:

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    Are you going to be handing those out at your Presidential Campaign kickoff?

  8. FmIAR says:

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    Have you guys seen this?

  9. von says:

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    I’m kind of in a hurry, but you’re a LIAR!1!! a hate-filled blowholing LIAR!!!!

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    [...] because he’s usually funny. But something happen to fmragtops – who (whom?) we all know is FIAR in disguise - and so FIAR’s site hasn’t been updated [...]

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