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WEar Iv’e Ben *Improtent!

FRIAR logoI no sum of yuo hav bin feelnig werried about wears’ FRIARand whys’ he kep lettnig the imppotser post on hes blog.

Wel’ll I dont hav too tel yuo that its’ ben verry hard wroking in pubic sckool end that fashits teecher made me do the clas alover agan? So I finelly was abel to get loged in I tell yuo taht Im raelly mad to. That impotser (fake) FRIAR cant ‘ even spel my name rigth. Hay faker evre herd of spelchek! End theirs’ th bad grammer to. Hopfully I post more offin now thogh.

I jsut wnated to giv yuo tath improtent update. I dint’ do anythnig stupid like join the militery. Evin if I did I no John Carry would halp me out to get stuk in Irak.

Category: Pointless Nonsense

8 Responses to “WEar Iv’e Ben *Improtent!”

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    Oh….you were saying “important.” I thought you were saying you were away because you are impotent. Well, that clears up everything.

    I guess we public school teachers need to work harder, huh?

  2. Skul says:

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    Heh, I think he bumped the “r” with his thumb.

  3. FIAR says:

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    Gee FRIAR, that’s great! I wouldn’t want you to have your life wasted in Iraq.

  4. FIAR says:

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    BTW, I’m pretty sure it was me and not you that midphase just billed for another year of hosting. Just to clear up your misconception about who this site belongs to.

  5. FRIAR says:

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    I guess we public school teachers need to work harder, huh?

    yuo couldl strat bye not beign fashitses.

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    Don’t call me a fa’ shit. You impotent-monger, you! ;P

  7. von says:

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    BLeh…

  8. Skul says:

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    (Wiping off monitor) ‘scuse me, I have to go clean the grease trap under my Bacon fryer.

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