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WEar Iv’e Ben *Improtent!

February 15th, 2007 by Fiar · 8 Comments ·

FRIAR logoI no sum of yuo hav bin feelnig werried about wears’ FRIARand whys’ he kep lettnig the imppotser post on hes blog.

Wel’ll I dont hav too tel yuo that its’ ben verry hard wroking in pubic sckool end that fashits teecher made me do the clas alover agan? So I finelly was abel to get loged in I tell yuo taht Im raelly mad to. That impotser (fake) FRIAR cant ‘ even spel my name rigth. Hay faker evre herd of spelchek! End theirs’ th bad grammer to. Hopfully I post more offin now thogh.

I jsut wnated to giv yuo tath improtent update. I dint’ do anythnig stupid like join the militery. Evin if I did I no John Carry would halp me out to get stuk in Irak.

Tags: Pointless Nonsense ·

8 responses so far ↓

  • 1 RT - Chief Mongress // Feb 15, 2007 at 6:55 pm

    Oh….you were saying “important.” I thought you were saying you were away because you are impotent. Well, that clears up everything.

    I guess we public school teachers need to work harder, huh?

  • 2 Skul // Feb 15, 2007 at 7:23 pm

    Heh, I think he bumped the “r” with his thumb.

  • 3 FIAR // Feb 15, 2007 at 9:49 pm

    Gee FRIAR, that’s great! I wouldn’t want you to have your life wasted in Iraq.

  • 4 FIAR // Feb 15, 2007 at 9:51 pm

    BTW, I’m pretty sure it was me and not you that midphase just billed for another year of hosting. Just to clear up your misconception about who this site belongs to.

  • 5 FRIAR // Feb 15, 2007 at 10:00 pm

    I guess we public school teachers need to work harder, huh?

    yuo couldl strat bye not beign fashitses.

  • 6 RT - Chief Mongress // Feb 15, 2007 at 10:14 pm

    Don’t call me a fa’ shit. You impotent-monger, you! ;P

  • 7 von // Feb 15, 2007 at 11:25 pm

    BLeh…

  • 8 Skul // Feb 16, 2007 at 11:47 am

    (Wiping off monitor) ’scuse me, I have to go clean the grease trap under my Bacon fryer.

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