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We’re With You

Jimmy B‘s Mom had a “small” heart attack. I just want to let Jimmy know that we’re all pulling for him. I have a question though. If a person is doing something that resembles prayer, but that individual doesn’t think there’s anyone on the other end of the line, is it actually prayer? Kind of like yammering away on the phone, but you haven’t actually called anyone. Are you talking on the phone?

If a tree falls in the woods and there’s no hippie there to hug it, Is it still George Bush’s fault? Of course it is. That analogy doesn’t fit.

Just trying to lighten the mood. I’m pulling for you, Jimmy. Perhaps even praying, or at least “praying.”

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9 Responses to “We’re With You”

  1. fmragtops says:

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    Maybe you could call it “Sending thoughts of Atheistic Good Will?” Then you wouldn’t necessarily have to pray.

  2. von says:

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    If a tree falls in the woods, and doesn’t land on a hippie, that’s a waste of a good tree.

    Why would one be doing something that resembles prayer if they honestly believed there was nothing on the other…oh nevermind, I can’t get into this on Friday!!

  3. Sssteve says:

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    Fiar, you should pray anyways, cover all those bases!

  4. Dean04Prez says:

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    I would prey, but: would it work?

  5. FIAR says:

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    Science, he said, “is not designed to study the supernatural.”

    Well, duh.

  6. fmragtops says:

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    I knwo why the people that knew they were being prayed for had more complications, they were liberals. Christianity gives em heart failure.

  7. jimmyb says:

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    Thanks for your kind thoughts of goodwill.

    God understands… ;)

  8. jimmyb says:

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    BTW, she is ok!! :)

  9. FIAR says:

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    That’s good to hear, Jimmy.

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