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What a Douche

What kind of apostasy is this? See. This is what you get with dirty hippy, vegan gaytardedness.

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Someone get the [impalingspike>™ and run it through this sphincterspigot.

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16 Responses to “What a Douche”

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    His girlfriend was hot. Like fresh, crispy bacon hot.
    Depending on the breed, she should have properly timed the bacon incident with the dog bowl. Putting a limp wristed vegan between a dog and free bacon, is a textbook recipe for demonstrating Darwin’s survival of the fittest.

  2. fmragtops says:

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    What douchebaggery! This cannot stand! How dare he speak ill of BACON®? He will bow tremble before THE MONGER HORDE™ and all their carnivorous power! He will rue the day he insulted BACON®! Damn his insolence! His uppance will come! (unlike his girlfriend)

  3. Wild Bill says:

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    I would kick his BACON® hating ass. It is a federal offense to take a plate of BACON® out of another person’s hands. Enjoy you carrots Douchetard® (

  4. Wild Bill says:

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    Hey fair my HTMLmongering ass jacked up my last comment. I think Douchetard® pissed me off so bad that I dropped a coding IQ point.

  5. RT says:

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    Vegan bastard. Doesn’t he know that virility depends on bacon? I would have to give him a one-way ticket to California so that he could with the rest of the hippies.

  6. FIAR says:

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    Bill just reg’ed Douchetard®. How smugnoxious™ is that?

  7. RT says:

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    You know what? I had a visit on my blog the other day from someone in Japan. They are closing in on us.

    Well, at least we don’t taste like chicken.

  8. Insolublog says:

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    Alright, now I am officially creeped out. What article arrives in my e-mail today?

    A Japanese robot identifies human flesh as bacon.

  9. Sssteve says:

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    I say impale his hippie non-dried pork eating fag, and take his girlfriend! I wonder if she likes sasquaches smothered in dried strips of pork!! I can’t say the b word cause I don’t know how to do the trademark thingy magig! There is no key for that on my keyboard!!

  10. Passionate America » Robot Says We Taste Like Bacon® says:

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    [...] We are DOOMED!!! Hell even I would think about eating a hippy if they tasted like BACON®. We have to destroy all robots now before the ACLU and the Supreme Court extends them civil liberties. Maybe we could turn the robots into vegan gaytards like this guy.                [...]

  11. RT says:

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    Maybe that’s the thing the military was working on not so long ago…the gay-bomb.

  12. katey says:

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    What a friggin’ homo.

    You’re all invited for BACON & eggs tomorrow morning at my house for breakfast.

  13. jimmyb says:

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    Is vegan a codeword for gay?
    Did I miss a memo?

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  15. BobG says:

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    Hell even I would think about eating a hippy if they tasted like BACON®.

    I guess that’s why they call it long pig.

    “Vegans, the other white meat…”

  16. Robot Says We Taste Like Bacon® — Passionate America says:

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    [...] We are DOOMED!!! Hell even I would think about eating a hippy if they tasted like BACON®. We have to destroy all robots now before the ACLU and the Supreme Court extend them civil liberties. Maybe we could turn the robots into vegan gaytards like this guy. [...]

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