What kind of apostasy is this? See. This is what you get with dirty hippy, vegan gaytardedness.
Or watch it at YouTube
Someone get the [impalingspike>™ and run it through this sphincterspigot.
What a Douche
November 10th, 2006 by Fiar · 16 Comments ·
Tags: Pointless Nonsense ·
2004–2008
16 responses so far ↓
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fmragtops
// Nov 10, 2006 at 2:02 am
What douchebaggery! This cannot stand! How dare he speak ill of BACON®? He will
bowtremble before THE MONGER HORDE™ and all their carnivorous power! He will rue the day he insulted BACON®! Damn his insolence! His uppance will come! (unlike his girlfriend)2
Insolublog
// Nov 10, 2006 at 2:23 am
His girlfriend was hot. Like fresh, crispy bacon hot.
Depending on the breed, she should have properly timed the bacon incident with the dog bowl. Putting a limp wristed vegan between a dog and free bacon, is a textbook recipe for demonstrating Darwin’s survival of the fittest.
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Wild Bill
// Nov 10, 2006 at 8:12 am
I would kick his BACON® hating ass. It is a federal offense to take a plate of BACON® out of another person’s hands. Enjoy you carrots Douchetard® (
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Wild Bill
// Nov 10, 2006 at 8:15 am
Hey fair my HTMLmongering ass jacked up my last comment. I think Douchetard® pissed me off so bad that I dropped a coding IQ point.
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RT
// Nov 10, 2006 at 11:13 am
Vegan bastard. Doesn’t he know that virility depends on bacon? I would have to give him a one-way ticket to California so that he could with the rest of the hippies.
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FIAR
// Nov 10, 2006 at 11:20 am
Bill just reg’ed Douchetard®. How smugnoxious™ is that?
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Insolublog
// Nov 10, 2006 at 12:17 pm
Alright, now I am officially creeped out. What article arrives in my e-mail today?
A Japanese robot identifies human flesh as bacon.
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RT
// Nov 10, 2006 at 12:40 pm
You know what? I had a visit on my blog the other day from someone in Japan. They are closing in on us.
Well, at least we don’t taste like chicken.
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Sssteve
// Nov 10, 2006 at 4:22 pm
I say impale his hippie non-dried pork eating fag, and take his girlfriend! I wonder if she likes sasquaches smothered in dried strips of pork!! I can’t say the b word cause I don’t know how to do the trademark thingy magig! There is no key for that on my keyboard!!
10 Passionate America » Robot Says We Taste Like Bacon® // Nov 10, 2006 at 4:32 pm
[...] We are DOOMED!!! Hell even I would think about eating a hippy if they tasted like BACON®. We have to destroy all robots now before the ACLU and the Supreme Court extends them civil liberties. Maybe we could turn the robots into vegan gaytards like this guy. [...]
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RT
// Nov 10, 2006 at 8:30 pm
Maybe that’s the thing the military was working on not so long ago…the gay-bomb.
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katey
// Nov 10, 2006 at 11:32 pm
What a friggin’ homo.
You’re all invited for BACON & eggs tomorrow morning at my house for breakfast.
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jimmyb
// Nov 11, 2006 at 4:18 pm
Is vegan a codeword for gay?
Did I miss a memo?
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BobG
// Nov 16, 2006 at 6:30 pm
Hell even I would think about eating a hippy if they tasted like BACON®.
I guess that’s why they call it long pig.
“Vegans, the other white meat…”
16 Robot Says We Taste Like Bacon® — Passionate America // Jul 28, 2007 at 3:48 pm
[...] We are DOOMED!!! Hell even I would think about eating a hippy if they tasted like BACON®. We have to destroy all robots now before the ACLU and the Supreme Court extend them civil liberties. Maybe we could turn the robots into vegan gaytards like this guy. [...]
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