[...] We are DOOMED!!! Hell even I would think about eating a hippy if they tasted like BACON®. We have to destroy all robots now before the ACLU and the Supreme Court extend them civil liberties. Maybe we could turn the robots into vegan gaytards like this guy. [...]

Hell even I would think about eating a hippy if they tasted like BACON®.

I guess that’s why they call it long pig.

“Vegans, the other white meat…”

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Is vegan a codeword for gay?
Did I miss a memo?

What a friggin’ homo.

You’re all invited for BACON & eggs tomorrow morning at my house for breakfast.

Maybe that’s the thing the military was working on not so long ago…the gay-bomb.

[...] We are DOOMED!!! Hell even I would think about eating a hippy if they tasted like BACON®. We have to destroy all robots now before the ACLU and the Supreme Court extends them civil liberties. Maybe we could turn the robots into vegan gaytards like this guy.                [...]

I say impale his hippie non-dried pork eating fag, and take his girlfriend! I wonder if she likes sasquaches smothered in dried strips of pork!! I can’t say the b word cause I don’t know how to do the trademark thingy magig! There is no key for that on my keyboard!!

Alright, now I am officially creeped out. What article arrives in my e-mail today?

A Japanese robot identifies human flesh as bacon.

You know what? I had a visit on my blog the other day from someone in Japan. They are closing in on us.

Well, at least we don’t taste like chicken.