[...] substandard operating procedures. Saw off ahead or two already. Where are the chemical weapons? What about the Children? I expect war crimes, and if I don’t see some soon, I’m going to [...]

Dude,

Your Basil’s Blog link is most unhappy. You sure you didn’t let some neighborhood kid touch your computer? Maybe your dogs didn’t scare him off, and he snuck in and finegled a spurious link. Maybe you weren’t mean enough to keep him away from your property.

[...] see! That’s for helping the Democrats advance their Socialist agenda, with their ‘What about the Children™‘ emotional [...]