What’s the Big Deal?
I don’t understand what all the fuss is about over this UAE ports thing. So what if United Airlines wants to take control of some airports? I keep hearing about “security risks,” but I’ve been to the airport, and it seems pretty secure to me.
We should stop making such a big deal about United Airlines being at the airport. Where else would they be?
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Linked on Mudville Gazette, Samantha Burns
Category: Pointless Nonsense
2004–2012
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I think United Airlines Encorporated is a great company! In fact, I think we should let them run the whole country!
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Encorporated? I thought it was “Enterprises.”
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Nah, I think you are thinking of United Arab Enterprises. Those guys are way out of our league. We could never get them to run any of our stuff. They’re like, so smart in math and stuff.
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OOOOOOH!
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I dunno. All those people who get “united” for whatever the reason sound a bit terroristic to me.
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Hmm. Karlo raises a very good point. Take the UNITED Nations, for example.
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This would make a great Emily Letella routine:
“What’s all this talk about United Airline Encorporated (UAE) taking over our ports?”
“What?”
“United Arab Emirates?”
“never Mind!”
Mover Mike
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Bonfire (for Bozos) of the Vanities #140…
Folks, we’re ALL Bozos on this bus….