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What’s the Difference Between a Democrat and a Republican?

September 11th, 2007 by Fiar · 19 Comments

What’s the Difference Between a Democrat and a Republican?

It’s not that difficult of a question. You shouldn’t have to think too hard. It only takes the basics that you learned in Elementary school.

They’re spelled completely different. The pronunciation is completely different too. Come on. This is rudimentary spelling and phonetics.

Sheesh.

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19 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Skul // Sep 11, 2007 at 12:43 pm

    And they have a different number of letters.
    Rudimentary arithmatic ol’ boy.

  • 2 Chris C // Sep 11, 2007 at 1:48 pm

    One has three syllables, the other has four?

  • 3 Skul // Sep 11, 2007 at 6:08 pm

    Good catch CC.
    FIAR’s falling off the bar stool again.

  • 4 RT - Chief Mongress // Sep 11, 2007 at 6:34 pm

    One is the elephant in the room, the other is the ass.

  • 5 Patty // Sep 12, 2007 at 9:27 am

    RT, I’ll hug your elephant if you kiss my ass.
    (kidding obviously)

    I’m thinking maybe we should scrap the two parties and create a new party:

    Radioactive Libertarian?
    Fiars Republic?
    Active Liberty?

    Fiar it’s not too late to enter the 2008 race. Chris C could be your VP. I think you would balance eachother quite well.

  • 6 Chris C // Sep 12, 2007 at 11:06 am

    nah, I’m more of a Cabinet member-type guy.

  • 7 Fiar // Sep 12, 2007 at 11:24 pm

    Skul Good call on the basic Math.

    RT They’re both the ass. One’s just the elephant’s ass, and the other is the whole ass. Either way, big ass.

    Patty I like the Radioactive Libertarian Party. It differentiates us from the Libertarian Party. We could tell people, “Were like the Libertarian Party, except not nutty, and not too lazy to advertise our campaigns for office… Which means we might actually win and election somewhere.

    Chris I’ll be sure to offer you a position when I am Cruel, Deranged, Bloodthirsty Despot of the Universe™.

  • 8 Skul // Sep 13, 2007 at 5:15 pm

    “Radioactive Libertarian”

    Heh, I like it. Nice ring.

  • 9 RT - Chief Mongress // Sep 13, 2007 at 6:54 pm

    Radioactive Librarian! :P

  • 10 Skul // Sep 14, 2007 at 7:06 pm

    RT - Chief Mongress
    “Radioactive Librarian! ”

    Does that mean they can read in the dark?

  • 11 RT - Chief Mongress // Sep 14, 2007 at 8:11 pm

    Hmmm. Well, if they are radioactive, then that might mean they glow in the dark. ;)

  • 12 Brenda // Sep 14, 2007 at 8:37 pm

    Omigosh! At last, a truth telling website. No more pretense about what is important in life. I love the name “Radioactiveliberty”. “Liberty” for the free flow of gasoline into my SUV. “Radioactive” for the only way to get more of it cheap, which is to nuke Venezuela and Canada first. Then work up to China and the rest of the world until we have so much oil Exxon can’t give it away. So what if the stuff is a little radioactive? The Rapture will come all that much quicker if we burn “hot” gasoline; or if for those who are not quite ready for the Rapture, radioactive particles might bring on a nuclear winter that will cool the so-called global warming. Either way, its time for a global war for oil.

  • 13 Brenda // Sep 14, 2007 at 8:43 pm

    Oh, sorry. I was so thrilled about finding this website that I forgot to answer the question!

    The difference between Republicans and Democrats is that Republicans are hypocrites about “family values” and Democrats are hypocrites about the war for oil. You know they want it too.

  • 14 Fiar // Sep 19, 2007 at 12:37 pm

    Brenda Thanks for stopping by. Politicians are all corrupt.

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  • 16 Me-me-me // Feb 21, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    Thanks for clearing it up for me…I always wondered…..

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  • 19 champagne // Apr 24, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    dis is very crazy and yes they are different like dat

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