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What’s the Difference Between a Democrat and a Republican?

What’s the Difference Between a Democrat and a Republican?

It’s not that difficult of a question. You shouldn’t have to think too hard. It only takes the basics that you learned in Elementary school.

They’re spelled completely different. The pronunciation is completely different too. Come on. This is rudimentary spelling and phonetics.

Sheesh.

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39 Responses to “What’s the Difference Between a Democrat and a Republican?”

  1. Skul says:

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    And they have a different number of letters.
    Rudimentary arithmatic ol’ boy.

  2. Chris C says:

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    One has three syllables, the other has four?

  3. Skul says:

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    Good catch CC.
    FIAR’s falling off the bar stool again.

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    One is the elephant in the room, the other is the ass.

  5. Patty says:

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    RT, I’ll hug your elephant if you kiss my ass.
    (kidding obviously)

    I’m thinking maybe we should scrap the two parties and create a new party:

    Radioactive Libertarian?
    Fiars Republic?
    Active Liberty?

    Fiar it’s not too late to enter the 2008 race. Chris C could be your VP. I think you would balance eachother quite well.

  6. Chris C says:

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    nah, I’m more of a Cabinet member-type guy.

  7. Fiar says:

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    Skul Good call on the basic Math.

    RT They’re both the ass. One’s just the elephant’s ass, and the other is the whole ass. Either way, big ass.

    Patty I like the Radioactive Libertarian Party. It differentiates us from the Libertarian Party. We could tell people, “Were like the Libertarian Party, except not nutty, and not too lazy to advertise our campaigns for office… Which means we might actually win and election somewhere.

    Chris I’ll be sure to offer you a position when I am Cruel, Deranged, Bloodthirsty Despot of the Universe™.

  8. Skul says:

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    “Radioactive Libertarian”

    Heh, I like it. Nice ring.

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    Radioactive Librarian! :P

  10. Skul says:

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    RT – Chief Mongress
    “Radioactive Librarian! ”

    Does that mean they can read in the dark?

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    Hmmm. Well, if they are radioactive, then that might mean they glow in the dark. ;)

  12. Brenda says:

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    Omigosh! At last, a truth telling website. No more pretense about what is important in life. I love the name “Radioactiveliberty”. “Liberty” for the free flow of gasoline into my SUV. “Radioactive” for the only way to get more of it cheap, which is to nuke Venezuela and Canada first. Then work up to China and the rest of the world until we have so much oil Exxon can’t give it away. So what if the stuff is a little radioactive? The Rapture will come all that much quicker if we burn “hot” gasoline; or if for those who are not quite ready for the Rapture, radioactive particles might bring on a nuclear winter that will cool the so-called global warming. Either way, its time for a global war for oil.

  13. Brenda says:

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    Oh, sorry. I was so thrilled about finding this website that I forgot to answer the question!

    The difference between Republicans and Democrats is that Republicans are hypocrites about “family values” and Democrats are hypocrites about the war for oil. You know they want it too.

  14. Fiar says:

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    Brenda Thanks for stopping by. Politicians are all corrupt.

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  16. Me-me-me says:

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    Thanks for clearing it up for me…I always wondered…..

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  19. champagne says:

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    dis is very crazy and yes they are different like dat

  20. Bunk Strutts says:

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    “They’re spelled completely different.”

    My Grammar and Grampar both say the line should read: “…They’re spelled completely ‘differently.’”

    “Do you herd sheep?” old Gramma asked;
    And Grampa lept in fright.
    “That grammar’s wrong!” he said, and then,
    “Do you HEAR sheep is right.” –Walt Kelly

    I like your site. I’ll be black for more.

  21. Bunk Strutts says:

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    P.S. That comment post time delay is great. How’dja do it?

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    How about one side impeaches a president for a blow job and the other side doesn’t impeach for lying, misleading the public, committing torture, spying on it’s citizens, basically burning the constitution, killing unbelievable amount of innocent citizens by bombing their country, did I mention lying, along with several other illegal activities both known and unknown. But in the end, we all know, the difference is simply there isn’t one.

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    bwahaha! i love this place! and this is the only website ive found. so far its a whole bunch of really intelligent people babbling on about nothing, this is hilarious!

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    as for the auctual question, lets get serious for 2 seconds here. I would say that republicans are consevative and democrats are liberals, generally speaking.

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    so, democrats want to kill babies, let innocent iraqis die, and use your tax payer dollars to fund gayman butt-sex.

    republicans want everyone to own guns so that anarchy can ensue, kill evil iraqis who they really have no business killing, and make gay people have sex with the opposite gender.

  36. qwertyuiop says:

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    both try to get people belive their lies, but democrats do it to workers and republicans do it to rich people.

  37. Bartholomeu says:

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    In that case I think we should all be Republican, the rich people can afford to be lied to. bWAhaHa!

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  39. poindexter says:

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    Republicans have an R before their name and Democrats have a D

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