What’s the Difference Between a Democrat and a Republican?
What’s the Difference Between a Democrat and a Republican?
It’s not that difficult of a question. You shouldn’t have to think too hard. It only takes the basics that you learned in Elementary school.
They’re spelled completely different. The pronunciation is completely different too. Come on. This is rudimentary spelling and phonetics.
Sheesh.
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2004–2012
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And they have a different number of letters.
Rudimentary arithmatic ol’ boy.
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One has three syllables, the other has four?
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Good catch CC.
FIAR’s falling off the
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One is the elephant in the room, the other is the ass.
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RT, I’ll hug your elephant if you kiss my ass.
(kidding obviously)
I’m thinking maybe we should scrap the two parties and create a new party:
Radioactive Libertarian?
Fiars Republic?
Active Liberty?
Fiar it’s not too late to enter the 2008 race. Chris C could be your VP. I think you would balance eachother quite well.
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nah, I’m more of a Cabinet member-type guy.
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Skul Good call on the basic Math.
RT They’re both the ass. One’s just the elephant’s ass, and the other is the whole ass. Either way, big ass.
Patty I like the Radioactive Libertarian Party. It differentiates us from the Libertarian Party. We could tell people, “Were like the Libertarian Party, except not nutty, and not too lazy to advertise our campaigns for office… Which means we might actually win and election somewhere.
Chris I’ll be sure to offer you a position when I am Cruel, Deranged, Bloodthirsty Despot of the Universe™.
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“Radioactive Libertarian”
Heh, I like it. Nice ring.
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Radioactive Librarian!
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RT – Chief Mongress
“Radioactive Librarian! ”
Does that mean they can read in the dark?
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Hmmm. Well, if they are radioactive, then that might mean they glow in the dark.
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Omigosh! At last, a truth telling website. No more pretense about what is important in life. I love the name “Radioactiveliberty”. “Liberty” for the free flow of gasoline into my SUV. “Radioactive” for the only way to get more of it cheap, which is to nuke Venezuela and Canada first. Then work up to China and the rest of the world until we have so much oil Exxon can’t give it away. So what if the stuff is a little radioactive? The Rapture will come all that much quicker if we burn “hot” gasoline; or if for those who are not quite ready for the Rapture, radioactive particles might bring on a nuclear winter that will cool the so-called global warming. Either way, its time for a global war for oil.
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Oh, sorry. I was so thrilled about finding this website that I forgot to answer the question!
The difference between Republicans and Democrats is that Republicans are hypocrites about “family values” and Democrats are hypocrites about the war for oil. You know they want it too.
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Brenda Thanks for stopping by. Politicians are all corrupt.
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[...] What’s the Difference Between a Democrat and a Republican? [...]
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Thanks for clearing it up for me…I always wondered…..
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[...] What’s the Difference Between a Democrat and a Republican? [...]
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[...] What’s the Difference Between a Democrat and a Republican? [...]
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dis is very crazy and yes they are different like dat
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“They’re spelled completely different.”
My Grammar and Grampar both say the line should read: “…They’re spelled completely ‘differently.’”
“Do you herd sheep?” old Gramma asked;
And Grampa lept in fright.
“That grammar’s wrong!” he said, and then,
“Do you HEAR sheep is right.” –Walt Kelly
I like your site. I’ll be black for more.
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P.S. That comment post time delay is great. How’dja do it?
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[...] What’s the Difference Between a Democrat and a Republican? [...]
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[...] you say, “What’s the difference between Democrats and Republicans? They all look alike to me. I’m sure there can’t be anyone different out there. There [...]
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How about one side impeaches a president for a blow job and the other side doesn’t impeach for lying, misleading the public, committing torture, spying on it’s citizens, basically burning the constitution, killing unbelievable amount of innocent citizens by bombing their country, did I mention lying, along with several other illegal activities both known and unknown. But in the end, we all know, the difference is simply there isn’t one.
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Difference Between Republicans and Democrats
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican’s pocket and gave the homeless person fifty dollars.
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[...] can visually see the difference between the Democrats and the Republicans. Liberal women are homley, sad creatures, like Rosie. While Republicans have a long history of [...]
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[...] With my new vision, I started to think, ‘why fight it?’ There’s no real difference between the Democrat and Republican platforms on this issue anyway . So it must truly be happening. Right? They wouldn’t lie to [...]
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[...] The two major parties have blurred the lines so much that it’s all but impossible to tell the difference between a Democrat and a Republican. There’s not enough space between them to slide in an anthrax-laced [...]
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[...] goodbye to and delusions of a balanced budget. The Democrats and the Republicans have no significant differences between them. All their supposed differences are nothing more than contrived controversy to dupe American [...]
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[...] didn’t hire them to get along with Democrats, we hired them to defeat the Democrats, and they failed, miserably to deliver. Now they need to go [...]
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[...] and how it’s not a winning strategy. And it’s not, but it’s basically all the Republicans [...]
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[...] Fiar: I don’t know the difference between which one of these guys is the Republican and which is the Democrat. [...]
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bwahaha! i love this place! and this is the only website ive found. so far its a whole bunch of really intelligent people babbling on about nothing, this is hilarious!
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as for the auctual question, lets get serious for 2 seconds here. I would say that republicans are consevative and democrats are liberals, generally speaking.
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so, democrats want to kill babies, let innocent iraqis die, and use your tax payer dollars to fund gayman butt-sex.
republicans want everyone to own guns so that anarchy can ensue, kill evil iraqis who they really have no business killing, and make gay people have sex with the opposite gender.
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both try to get people belive their lies, but democrats do it to workers and republicans do it to rich people.
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In that case I think we should all be Republican, the rich people can afford to be lied to. bWAhaHa!
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[...] There still appears to be no significant difference between Republicans and Democrats. [...]
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Republicans have an R before their name and Democrats have a D