Political Humor | When Can I Get Hate Mail?

Dr. Phat Tony got his first Hate Mail the other day. I want to get hate mail too. So I decided I would see if I could evoke a response by saying a few things that I believe. Please note that these are things I believe, not merely Things published for the purpose of being offensive, or provocative.

We need fewer terrorists, and more dead terrorists.

There is no war in Iraq, nor is there a war in Afghanistan. It’s the same war. These are merely two different fronts to the war. It’s likely that we will have a few more theaters to the war before we win it.

I don’t oppose abortion because I’m a misogynist, and want to deny women their rights, but because I think it’s wrong to murder unborn children. This is not inconsistent with my belief in the death penalty, because just as one forfeits the right to vote upon conviction of certain crimes, One can also forfeit one’s right to live. Unborn children have committed no such crimes.

Taxes are wrong, always, every single time. I want the government to let people keep what they earn. I don’t care if someone is wealthier than me. It’s their money, and THEY should get to decide how to spend or invest it.

Pedophiles should be shot immediately upon conviction. In fact, instead of banging the gavel at the end of the trial, the judge should fire off a shotgun at the filthy scum. I sure as hell don’t care where they are going to live because the town restricts where they can live to the point of evicting them from the town. Boo hoo about their rights. In my world, they’re lucky they ain’t dead yet.

We should kill all the “detainees” that we are supposedly mistreating at G’itmo, and Abu Ghraib too. Why ain’t they dead yet?

There is no God. I’ll leave it at that.

All politicians suck. Democrats, and Republicans alike.

Libertarians are full of crap when they say Marijuana, and prostitution should be legalized so that it can be regulated and taxed by the government. True libertarians would never advocate additional regulation and taxation. They just want to have their argument sound attractive to those who would oppose legalization on moral grounds. “Hey! We could regulate and tax it. Then it wouldn’t be so costly to fight it.” Bullcrap!

The President is not stupid, but nearly all liberals are. My definition of stupid: When one fails to acknowledge that communism has failed every single freakin’ time it’s tried. It’s evil and it’s wrong, and it kills people. Wanna figure that out, then you won’t be stupid anymore.

The President’s plan to fight terrorism is, in fact, quite genius. Liberals are just too stupid to see beyond their own selfish, here and now desires. The fact is, it will work if we don’t let the Left take away our firepower with all their idiotic lawsuits, and complaints about civil rights for terrorists that would just as soon kill every member of the ACLU as well as the members of the Christian Coalition.

Get it through your head you stupid, mindless, uncreative, incapable of logic if it crushed your damn skull, terrorist hugging liberals. They want to kill you too.

Liberals only support the death penalty for the unborn. I support the death penalty for scum that no longer deserves to live.

Good and Evil are real. Morals are not relative.

Instead of piddling around with our border policy, we should train a few million people at marksmanship. Set them 30 feet or 50 feet apart shoulder to shoulder at the border, and give the orders: Shoot to kill if anyone comes across. Only crazy terrorist and thugs are going to try and cross with this kind of policy, so no innocent civilians will die. It’ takes much less time to train some rifle skills than the 18 months it take to train a border patrol agent.

I don’t care about the cost. It’s my damn country here, and people want to destroy it. I want to destroy them first. Otherwise, money isn’t going to mean much, now is it?

Look at my blogger profile for the email link, and fire away with the hate mail.

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