Political Humor | Where Have All the Good Comedians Gone?

As a Right-Wing fascist, nutjub, jack-booted thug Nazi, I realize that I should ordinarily be attempting to shill for the Bushitler Halliburton War for Oil, but I need to laugh too. I’m only human. I just can’t understand why, whenever there is a true master of teh funny, we feel the need in Amerikkka to invade a sovereign nation, and topple their legitimate ruler, and impose democracy on their people. Why? Why do we have no sense of humor?

Of course, us folk on the fascist fringe think of human suffering, genuine human suffering, as the height of comedy, so when I hear of genocide, it just fills my gut with a hearty belly laugh. I wonder why the Left doesn’t think it’s funny to have people die*. Especially lots and lots of people. (*except for those select few that know when something’s really Frisching funny).

Just think about it. Mein Fuherer was a genuine master of comedy. Why, his mastery of the sight gag was enough to make you just laugh till you choked. In fact, one man who attended a show in Dauchau said, “I laughed so hard, I choked. I couldn’t stop choking. It was so funny, I literally died.”

Take Saddam for example. Always one to try to emulate his boyhood hero, Josef Stalin, another genius in the art of humor, you can see, just what a master comedian the world had on it’s hands. I don’t know what it is that makes me laugh the hardest there, but boy, I just can’t get enough. It’s sad really, that the world no longer has this comedic genius providing the world with one hearty laugh after another.

Even the Koranimals understand how to have a good time. Why is it that we Americans are so uptight that we feel the need to impose our beleifs in “dignity,” and “human rights” on other cultures. Perhaps they don’t want to change. Maybe they’re just out there having a good time, and don’t want us to interfere.

Meanwhile, we keep up with amateur hour here.

“I thought they would enjoy paying homage to their great pyramids. I didn’t realize that those are in Egypt and we’re in Iraq. I did learn my geography in America, you know.” ~ Lindy England

Even college frat boys are better at killing their subjects with their hazing pranks.

Who’s next? Kim Jong Il? Just because he’s starved over a million of his people, or runs over them with steamrollers? Loosen up, America. Loosen up.

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Trackbacked on Mudville Gazette