Ahhhh….the sweet smell of defeat! The look of utter disgust and two-year-old temper tantrum at the same time. Poor widdle Murtha. He got his feelings hurt. He’s not as important to the Devilcrats as he thinks he is.
As for Ms. Pelosi…I guess she has received a smack on the nose for trying to go outside of the yard. What made her think the good-’ol-boys of the Devilcratic party were actually going to give her a voice of her own with which to cackle her demands? Don’t hit your head on that glass ceiling, Nancy.
When will women learn? Men want all the power. They don’t want to share. I know women can cause war, create financial mayhem, and make sure that the rights of the lesser of us are trampled just as well as the men have done for centuries. Why won’t they let us have a try at the destruction of the world?
I guess it is up to me, Chief Mongress, to teach the men a lesson. A hard lesson.
RT - Chief Mongress is the author of the best selling books Getting Back at Students: A Teacher’s Guide to Revenge, and Vile Students. When she’s not writing books and making Guest appearances, she can be found at Public Pondering.
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21 responses so far ↓
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FIAR
// Nov 16, 2006 at 8:29 pm
I can’t speak for all Men, but I can say that I don’t want all the power. Fmragtops can have some too.
See. I can too share.
2
Insolublog
// Nov 16, 2006 at 8:38 pm
The unwritten story here, is that 4 out of 10 Democrats obviously don’t think much of their own culture of corruption. So much for principle. Every yeah for Murtha should be showcased.
3
Wild Bill
// Nov 16, 2006 at 8:41 pm
Well can I keep all the evil money so poor people don’t have to feel the bitter guilt of us Evil Rich Mongers®. Sounds like the Donks told Pelosi to get her ass back in the kitchen.
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FIAR
// Nov 16, 2006 at 8:43 pm
She oughta be doin’ that there women’s work.
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Nov 16, 2006 at 8:48 pm
I keep all the money. Do you not know a thing about women?
I’ll get in the kitchen when you bring me all the bacon!
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FIAR
// Nov 16, 2006 at 8:57 pm
∅ ¢ ¢
(No sense)
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Nov 16, 2006 at 9:04 pm
And bacon is registered trademark…I like long-hand.
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BluecityLibertarian
// Nov 16, 2006 at 9:23 pm
If you have read Mark Steyn’s “America Alone” you know that women rule the world through reproduction, and that Muslim women are winning that reproduction war. So American Mongresses, I challenge you. Drape yourselves in Bacon, lure us in, and CONQUER THE WORLD!
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Nov 16, 2006 at 9:30 pm
Mongresses can’t have children. It gets in the way of dominating the world with our hatred. That and the little bastards are too much work…all that mind conditioning. Just don’t have time.
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FIAR
// Nov 16, 2006 at 9:40 pm
Mongresses must have children. Otherwise, where would the young Mongers and Mongresses in training come from?
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Nov 16, 2006 at 9:46 pm
Let me rephrase that….the Chief Mongress has no time to have children. I’ll let the mini-mongresses do the hard labor.
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Nov 16, 2006 at 9:47 pm
Btw…do you know where I can get mongers for my harem?
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fmragtops
// Nov 16, 2006 at 10:06 pm
Well, I’d offer, but I’m a one woman monger.
And, you what they say: Women have half the money and all the vaginas, and when you have all the vaginas, it won’t be long until you have all the money.
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Nov 16, 2006 at 10:09 pm
You’ve been trained correctly by your lady!
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FIAR
// Nov 16, 2006 at 10:12 pm
it won’t be long until you have all the money.
And all the Bacon®
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Nov 16, 2006 at 10:16 pm
See…I knew you’d men would begin to understand my powers!
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Skul
// Nov 17, 2006 at 10:40 pm
What do you mean women CAN cause war? Their evil ways are the cause of ALL war. Think about it now, would you kill for “doggy”??
Bacon, yes, doggy, no.
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Nov 17, 2006 at 10:50 pm
It is not my fault men get hysterical and kill for nonsensical reasons. That’s why I am the one with the true power. I can control my emotions.
As for the bacon®, yes. The Monger Horde must protect bacon® at all costs.
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Skul
// Nov 17, 2006 at 11:30 pm
RT, you give me a good laugh and a smile. You can have my Bacon when you pry my cold, dead hands from around it.
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Nov 17, 2006 at 11:47 pm
Who is this RT you speak of? ;P
Laughter is good, very good!
21
Skul
// Nov 18, 2006 at 12:15 am
Yup, xnks.
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