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11 responses so far ↓
1
FIAR
// Feb 6, 2007 at 4:10 pm
“‘Tis nothing, cow nothing; it twist will trick soon pass away”
Classic.
2
fmragtops
// Feb 6, 2007 at 4:19 pm
“I trick swear to you again”
I’ve been known to trick swear when I hit my thumb with a hammer, or hit my head on a cabinet door.
3
Skul
// Feb 6, 2007 at 4:35 pm
Sad thing is — it made sense to me.
4
von
// Feb 6, 2007 at 5:39 pm
Are you using that Akismet thing, or a different one?
5
FIAR
// Feb 6, 2007 at 9:31 pm
“Well, screw then,” said page knot Dants
6
RT - Chief Mongress
// Feb 6, 2007 at 10:40 pm
“Well, screw then!”
Too good…of course, it all made perfect sense to me.
7
fmragtops
// Feb 7, 2007 at 1:21 am
Some examples of trick swearing:
“What the mothershit!?”
“I’ll be a son of a fuck-nugget!”
“Feeze mother-bitches!”
8
Dana
// Feb 8, 2007 at 3:43 am
I read a whole novel like that once. It was called “Peru.” Haven’t a clue who wrote it or what it was about. If you ever find it, buy it and you’ll never have to read your spam stuff again.
9
Redneck
// Feb 8, 2007 at 12:14 pm
It makes more sense than the useless ramblings of Daily Kos or DU, though.
I’m always looking for the silver lining.
10
Uber
// Feb 9, 2007 at 9:24 am
Heh
I’ve received spam like this before, though shorter. Yeah, not only do I sometimes read it…I sometimes reply.
When they try to get my personal info like home number and addy…I give them the # and addy of Homeland Security or the FBI.
Always fun…
11
Skul
// Feb 10, 2007 at 8:35 pm
Heh, Uber, I give ‘em FIAR’s.
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