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Why Republicans Lost

November 8th, 2006 by Fiar · 17 Comments ·

They abandoned conservative principle. The Contract With America Republicanism of the 90’s and the Reagan Republicanism of the 80’s is now a rotting, putrid corpse, replaced with the festering boil of “bipartisianship” and “I’m a nice guy too”-ism.

Conservatism wins, reaching out does not. Caving to the Democrats has lost every time it’s tried. It got Bush 41 fired, and it got this congress fired. Conservatism elected Ronald Reagan, elected GW Bush twice, gave us a Republican congress for 12 years, and the Republicans abandoned it.

We didn’t hire them to get along with Democrats, we hired them to defeat the Democrats, and they failed, miserably to deliver. Now they need to go home, look in the closet, or basement, or wherever their testicles may have been stashed, and get to the surgeon to have a spine implanted.

I’ve said it before the election, and I will say it again. The Republicans had no agenda. They ran on “If you think we suck, you should see how bad the other guy is.” That doesn’t motivate people to vote for you. That’s not a positive agenda. That’s not a winning strategy.

THAT is what happened last night.

The Republicans had better learn that.

Texas Fred says it all

Insolublog says “Don’t kill yourself

Emperor MishaI digests a bitter morning after pill

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17 responses so far ↓

  • 1 fmragtops // Nov 8, 2006 at 3:15 pm

    You arrogant republican! Don’t you know that Republicans lost because of the Democrats’ superior strategies on Iraq, Terrorism, and Border Security! Arrogance monger!

  • 2 Fmragtops Spews // Nov 8, 2006 at 3:38 pm

    Conservatives Are So Arrogant!…

    You simpleminded knuckle-draggers keep harping about how Republicans lost their elections because they strayed from conservative principles. How can you be so arrogant. Republicans lost because Democrats are superior.
    The American people got tired of t…

  • 3 richj // Nov 8, 2006 at 6:31 pm

    My bacon is a little flaccid and clammy this morning.

    Party of Stupid strikes again.

  • 4 RT // Nov 8, 2006 at 6:35 pm

    You are right, sir. Ugh…

    Liberal teacher: “Now we can get rid of the corruption in D.C.”

    Ummmmm…..

  • 5 fmragtops // Nov 8, 2006 at 7:58 pm

    Mongers of THE MONGER HORDE™:

    New rule for usage of BACON®! BACON® shall henceforth never be used as a euphimism for male genitalia. Monger law?

  • 6 Mac // Nov 8, 2006 at 8:03 pm

    I just wonder if we all have to play nice now…

    http://beastmedia.blogspot.com.....e-now.html

  • 7 Sssteve // Nov 8, 2006 at 8:20 pm

    Mac, I’m not playing nice with anybody! Screw those jackasses!!

    FM, Monger Law!! as long as you leave my BACON alone!

  • 8 wrecksE // Nov 8, 2006 at 8:42 pm

    Well said! Dang, I want to monger something…

  • 9 richj // Nov 8, 2006 at 8:52 pm

    First Law of Mongering: Never speak ill of BACON.

  • 10 Insolublog // Nov 8, 2006 at 9:44 pm

    I just had some delicious bacon in a big ol’ BLT. Washed it down with an ice cold Fresca.

  • 11 FIAR // Nov 8, 2006 at 10:02 pm

    Doesn’t Fresca make you gay? [Not that there's anything wrong with that]

  • 12 RT // Nov 8, 2006 at 10:09 pm

    Now I’m confused. I thought I wasn’t supposed to speak of sausage, but now you want me to speak of bacon? Bacon is floppy and limp…are you sure you want that to be your euphamism?

  • 13 RT // Nov 8, 2006 at 10:11 pm

    Clearly I can’t spell euphemism. Too much bacon on the mind.

  • 14 RT // Nov 9, 2006 at 5:13 am

    Nor can I read…Sorry.

  • 15 jt // Nov 9, 2006 at 8:23 am

    RT, you’re becoming a comment Monger…

  • 16 FIAR // Nov 9, 2006 at 8:54 am

    Bacon!® is never floppy and limp. It is crispy and meaty.
    http://radioactiveliberty.com/?p=646#comment-3432

  • 17 LittleOrangeFox // Nov 12, 2006 at 8:54 pm

    I hate you!!

    (This is a test…Had I really hated you, you would have known it by now)

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