Why the Mudslinging?
Men’s hearts ought not to be set against one another, but set with one another, and all against evil only.
Thomas Carlyle
I am concerned. It appears two of my brothers in Bacon® are slinging bile at each other and threatening each other with “lines of death.” I have not seen such a standoff since the ’80s when Reagan tossed some missiles at Qaddafi. I remember for weeks I kept seeing a line in the sand on the news and it made my tummy hurt. I don’t like that my friends are doing this. I’m skeerd.
Gentlemen, for the love of all that is good and flavored with Bacon®, please find a solution to your disagreement.
All of this is making it hard to know who is good, who is evil, who is a hero, who is a villain, who is a protagonist or antagonist in this play of Othello proportions!
I must go consult my dusty books of Greek Tragedy and see how this is going to turn out…it won’t be pretty.
We have to defeat the terrorists. A divided Horde™ will only lead to suffering and the gnashing of teeth, because the infidels (read terrorists) shall have their way. Dambit.
I shall go weep now…not for my own peril, but for that of my brethren.
Category: Pointless Nonsense
2004–2012
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Ohoh, boys, the Chief Mongress is baring fangs and showing the claws. Better behave yerselves.
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I think I started out on the other side of the line. Can I come over to your side? There are scorpions over here.
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Hmmmm….I painted the claws a nice berry color last night.
Scorpions? Weren’t they an ’80s rock band? I’m sure they are harmless, but you may come to the other side if you wish.
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I thought blood clashed with berry.
What side is Diesel on now? I want to be on the other side.
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Berry = blood mixed with dirt.
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[...] Which left Comrade RT, saddened, SADDENED to see the Brotherhood of Radioactive Liberty falling apart at the seams, holding whatever it is you’re supposed to be holding when everybody else is too busy clawing at each other’s eye sockets to bother. Will his pleas fall on deaf ears? We hope so. [...]
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“Comrade RT…Will his pleas”
Damn. Now, apparently, this bitter feud has left me to have to grow some male body parts. Fine, clog each others arteries with bacon grease and blind each other with the glare of your freshly waxed asses….I’m a mongress, a girl….I won’t be changing that for anyone.
And another thing! I don’t log-in to leave comments. ;P
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Er… Oops.
But you have to understand, ma’am, that in this day and age you have to be careful about these things.
After all, if I had called you a woman and you were, instead, a man, then that might be interpreted to be as bad as saying, say, “faggot”, and we all know what happens THEN.
I’ll hurry up and correct it post haste, milady.
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Perhaps he was confused, RT. After all, 75% of the girly man Euro-weenies infesting our popular culture these days wouldn’t even touch a strip of Bacon®.
I’m sure he’s just not expecting to come across a woman who’s so appreciative of real men. Real men who eat Bacon®.
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Oops accepted (as are all real men who eat bacon®.
Men and bacon go well together.
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Crap. I crossed the line while nekked and now my Bacon® is covered with sand as well as my man-parts. I sincerely regret this whole torrid affair. I must now go clean my Bacon®. I think I’ll draw my own line in the sand because the sand is a little tingley and makes me giggle.
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Well, I just showed my own Chief-Mongess the RAL site. She approves. I knew she would.
Thank you FIAR, FM, RT, Redneck, Von, ya, richj you’r in there too, for running a nice place to visit and comment. and misha. Diesel, your over on the dark side so I can’t say anything nice about you. DIESEL SUCKS VEGETABLE OIL!!! and he’s on the wrong side of the line. Come back Diesel, all is forgiven.
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I have one leg on each side of the line!
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Choose a side, or the line will kick you in the sack!
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Skul: There can be only one CHIEF Mongress, but she’s welcome to be a mongress.
Diesel: You’re soyful?
RichJ: Whatever floats your boat. Bacon and sand do not mix. Sand, however, is an excellent exfolient (sp?). Your bits will be thanking you.
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