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Skul: There can be only one CHIEF Mongress, but she’s welcome to be a mongress.

Diesel: You’re soyful?

RichJ: Whatever floats your boat. Bacon and sand do not mix. Sand, however, is an excellent exfolient (sp?). Your bits will be thanking you.

Choose a side, or the line will kick you in the sack!

I have one leg on each side of the line!

Well, I just showed my own Chief-Mongess the RAL site. She approves. I knew she would.
Thank you FIAR, FM, RT, Redneck, Von, ya, richj you’r in there too, for running a nice place to visit and comment. and misha. Diesel, your over on the dark side so I can’t say anything nice about you. DIESEL SUCKS VEGETABLE OIL!!! and he’s on the wrong side of the line. Come back Diesel, all is forgiven.

Crap. I crossed the line while nekked and now my Bacon® is covered with sand as well as my man-parts. I sincerely regret this whole torrid affair. I must now go clean my Bacon®. I think I’ll draw my own line in the sand because the sand is a little tingley and makes me giggle.

Oops accepted (as are all real men who eat bacon®.

Men and bacon go well together.

Perhaps he was confused, RT. After all, 75% of the girly man Euro-weenies infesting our popular culture these days wouldn’t even touch a strip of Bacon®.

I’m sure he’s just not expecting to come across a woman who’s so appreciative of real men. Real men who eat Bacon®.

Er… Oops.

But you have to understand, ma’am, that in this day and age you have to be careful about these things.

After all, if I had called you a woman and you were, instead, a man, then that might be interpreted to be as bad as saying, say, “faggot”, and we all know what happens THEN.

I’ll hurry up and correct it post haste, milady.

“Comrade RT…Will his pleas”

Damn. Now, apparently, this bitter feud has left me to have to grow some male body parts. Fine, clog each others arteries with bacon grease and blind each other with the glare of your freshly waxed asses….I’m a mongress, a girl….I won’t be changing that for anyone.

And another thing! I don’t log-in to leave comments. ;P